Just in Time for Christmas

[JATSO]

I love our payroll department.

 

[FishCustard]

Surely you mean "just in time for CHRISMTAS"?

[Jamman960]

Haha, our secretary received the same this morning!

[JATSO]

Surely you mean "just in time for CHRISMTAS"?

 

I can spell, well most of the time anyway unless my fat little fingers think otherwise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat-finger_error

[DalekSec]

Whats this 'bonus' you speak of?

[JATSO]

Whats this 'bonus' you speak of?

 

It's just like a "CHRISMTAS" wish it never really gets given.

[Garacesh]

Whats this 'bonus' you speak of?

You need to get yourself in with an organisation that recognises Chrismtas, then you'll get yourself an annual Chrismtas bonus.

[3s-gtech]

Was yours also linked a Google doc that presumably was trying to steal your G-Suite login details?

[FishCustard]

Just put "CHRISMTAS" in the Office 365 quarantine transport rule juuuuust in case we get any!

[crc-ict]

Had a variation on this yesterday claiming to be my payslip and Christmas bonus from Virgin.

 

Yeah, very likely given that I don't work for Virgin. Don't think Richard Branson made his millions by paying people that don't work for him!!

[Oddbod]

Emery Chrismtas verybody… (hic)

 

(Seems someone started on the sauce early… [emoji38])