Garacesh Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 F:censored:g magnets. How do they work?! (Answer, they don't. They probably just steal your benefits.)
jinnantonnixx Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) F:censored:g magnets. How do they work?! (Answer, they don't. They probably just steal your benefits.) Good question. Let's ask an expert, Richard Feynman. The answer is not straightforward, and a new one is ripped for the interviewer by Mr Feynman. Watch: Richard Feynman on why he can't tell you how magnets work - ScienceAlert Back on topic, I find some magnets very attractive, but some repulsive. To me, they're poles apart. Edited February 2, 2016 by jinnantonnixx 2
6Foot2 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Posted February 2, 2016 I found a piece of paper this morning in the school that said 'What objects are attracted to Magneto?... The Sun? 1
DJ-1701 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Question. Magnet-o? or Mag-neat-o? Because they not mag-neats. I would say they are quiet neat. It was spelled Magneto and had a picture of Magneto on the paper. It is interesting that his name is spelt Magneto, but everyone I have ever heard pronounces it Mag-neat-o. Cornetto?
DJ-1701 Posted February 8, 2016 Posted February 8, 2016 I've been hiding from exercise... *looks left, looks right*... I'm in the fitness protection program. 2
Popular Post 6Foot2 Posted February 8, 2016 Author Popular Post Posted February 8, 2016 With all the wind and rain recently I am looking forward to the weather improving... 5
korifugi Posted February 10, 2016 Posted February 10, 2016 I was shopping and some bloke threw a bottle of milk at me - I thought "How Dairy". 2
jinnantonnixx Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) I was shopping and some bloke threw a bottle of milk at me - I thought "How Dairy". Did it hit you or did it fly pasteurise? Edited February 11, 2016 by jinnantonnixx 1
korifugi Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) Did it hit you or did it fly pasteurise? It would have, but I was quick to moove to the udder side of the aisle. Edited February 11, 2016 by korifugi damned autocorrect
DJ-1701 Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 You guys are really milking this... haven't you herd, for cow puns you're meant to mosie on over here http://www.edugeek.net/forums/general-chat/27827-cow-puns-anyone.html . I am sure you will make a big splash.
Boredguy Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 You guys are really milking this... haven't you herd, for cow puns you're meant to mosie on over here http://www.edugeek.net/forums/general-chat/27827-cow-puns-anyone.html . I am sure you will make a big splash. If your lucky someone will give you a pad on the head.
DJ-1701 Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 If your lucky someone will give you a pad on the head. I COWard at that thought!
crispybits Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 Stop talking bull, or I shall have a beef with you all! 1
Boredguy Posted February 11, 2016 Posted February 11, 2016 I shall leave you to stew about it, but I'm sure we can hash something out. 1
DJ-1701 Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 Velcro, n. A type of bird that when in a flock, sticks together.
6Foot2 Posted February 12, 2016 Author Posted February 12, 2016 Velcro, n. A type of bird that when in a flock, sticks together. Velcrow? 2
jinnantonnixx Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 Do you know what else sticks to itself? A deer. 1
DJ-1701 Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 Velcrow? That works too, I was being padantic about the spelling.
frazzlesgrant Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game 1
DJ-1701 Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game Hope you didn't cause too much of a flutter... 1
frazzlesgrant Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 Hope you didn't cause too much of a flutter... Well, This is hawkward. 1
DJ-1701 Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 Hope you didn't cause too much of a flutter... @Boredguy was going to reply with some bird related puns, but he thought better of it... they are most likely all on twitter.
frazzlesgrant Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 @Boredguy was going to reply with some bird related puns, but he thought better of it... they are most likely all on twitter. Don't listen to him, he's lion. 1
Boredguy Posted February 12, 2016 Posted February 12, 2016 He does keep crowing on about how good his puns are. It's almost illeagle in this office, but I'll let him off cheep for now. 1
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