The Punny Thread

[6Foot2]

Work out all of your punny-ness here.

[witch]

Ok

I have a disintegrating foot

 

Go!!

[pcstru]

So, proud of your mean feet?

[OkayiDave]

Ok

I have a disintegrating foot

 

Go!!

 

God save your sole

[claireadams]

God save your sole

 

Oh thats so cheesy (feet)

[Boredguy]

These puns cut right to the quick

[OkayiDave]

Oh thats so cheesy (feet)

 

Sorry didnt mean to PUNish you

[Diello]

Oh thats so cheesy (feet)

 

It's the grater of two evils.

[X-13]

God save your sole

 

Oh thats so cheesy (feet)

 

It's the grater of two evils.

 

 

...Using one pun to modify the topic to something tangentially related, leading to more puns in the new topic.

 

 

Dear, God... What have you done, @DaveP?

 

Humanity isn't ready for this.

[pcstru]

...Using one pun to modify the topic to something tangentially related, leading to more puns in the new topic.

It's a load of old cobblers unlikely to get feta.

[X-13]

It's a load of old cobblers

 

You're a shoe-in to win "most old school term used on EduGeek" with that.

 

unlikely to get feta.

 

I can't brie-lieve you went there... It's udderly ridiculous.

[6Foot2]

...Dear, God... What have you done, @DaveP?...

 

Created a monster?

 

[jinnantonnixx]

...Using one pun to modify the topic to something tangentially related, leading to more puns in the new topic.

 

That's pure hyperbolic.

[X-13]

That's pure hyperbolic.

 

...and you love it.

 

 

Le EDIT: Also, not hyperbole.

 

Just needlessly wordy.

Edited December 9, 2015 by X-13

[jinnantonnixx]

...and you love it.

 

 

Le EDIT: Also, not hyperbole.

 

Just needlessly wordy.

 

I was worried that the hyperbole/hyperbolic pun might get lost on the tangent you mentioned. It's a bit deritivative*, but there you go.

 

*yet another maths joke!!! I'm on fire!

Edited December 9, 2015 by jinnantonnixx

[X-13]

I was worried that the hyperbole/hyperbolic pun might get lost on the tangent you mentioned. It's a bit deritivative*, but there you go.

 

*yet another maths joke!!! I'm on fire!

 

Urgh... Maths puns are a sin.

 

For no reason, just cos.

[Garacesh]

*yet another maths joke!!! I'm on fire!

I am not going to be held responsible for my actions if these awful puns continue.

Admins, please Cos this legal document absolving me of any and all repercussions.

[X-13]

I am not going to be held responsible for my actions if these awful puns continue.

Admins, please Cos this legal document absolving me of any and all repercussions.

 

If you want to absolve yourself of legal responsibility, you're going to have to sine something.

[Garacesh]

If you want to absolve yourself of legal responsibility, you're going to have to sine something.

 

Well that's kind of what I was getting at, Captain Obvious

[jinnantonnixx]

Urgh... Maths puns are a sin.

 

For no reason, just cos.

 

That's right out of the arc. Though I must admit, it struck a chord if you approach it from a different angle.

Edited December 9, 2015 by jinnantonnixx

[X-13]

That's right out of the arc.

 

There's Noah way I'm topping that.

 

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Well that's kind of what I was getting at, Captain Obvious

 

I am dumb.

 

This is known, khaleesi.

[Garacesh]

Did y' 'ear abou' the angry statistician?

'e 'ave rage, 'e does.

[jdoyle]

all puns from men stink hence pungent.

[X-13]

This thread is a joke.

 

That may be, but it's proof that EduGeek deserves to be the number 2, at least, Google result for "cow puns".

 

[claireadams]

Only #2 ? That's Bull !

 

Imagine coming here for cow puns and then getting computer advice?

That's how I ended up here. I herd it was a good place to be