[pics] How "Hackers" see code.....

[gmj]

....according to The Sunday People (01/11/2015)

 

[localzuk]

Oh god! I'm a hacker! I didn't even know!

[elsiegee40]

Snort! I nearly spat my tea out!

[korifugi]

Oh dear, person hard resets a computer, checkdisk runs - must be a hacker.

[dry]

"Quick, our publishing deadline is in 10 minutes! How do you get your computer to do that weird thing again?"

[korifugi]

Now, do I contact them warning them about the threat of hackers from New Zealand?

 

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[LeightonJames]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

 

I seriously hope no one walks into this room for the next few minutes. I'm sat here chuckling away to myself after that post.

[Arreks]

Cringe.

 

Actually cringing.

[fairm010]

Saw this on Reddit on Sunday and actually winced. Journalism is so screwed. They will even just grab a Google Street View image now rather than actually visiting a location.

[halbaradkenafin]

I'm actually curious what the rest of the article says. Also these people would have a fit if they saw my screen most days with 2+ Powershell prompts and the occasional SSH window.

[jinnantonnixx]

The image says: "Black and white: How hackers see code"

How utterly absurd! It's blue and white! What a basic error.

[pete]

I'm actually curious what the rest of the article says. Also these people would have a fit if they saw my screen most days with 2+ Powershell prompts and the occasional SSH window.

 

Now imagine how airport security people react if the "show your laptop isn't a bomb by powering it on" test reveals you're running Ubuntu which decided now is a *super* time to fsck the disk on boot.

[sonofsanta]

The image says: "Black and white: How hackers see code"

How utterly absurd! It's blue and white! What a basic error.

 

Nonsense! It's obviously green and black.

 

(top tip: full screen that on one monitor, full screen this on the other, tap away madly, look pro)

[Oaktech]

The image says: "Black and white: How hackers see code"

How utterly absurd! It's blue and white! What a basic error.

 

Rubbish, It's on this piece of paper tape in front of me than I did with a tiny holepunch.

[jinnantonnixx]

Rubbish, It's on this piece of paper tape in front of me than I did with a tiny holepunch.

 

Paper tape?

 

Luxury!

 

Back in my day, we had to use ones and zeros. When we ran short of ones, we had to use lower-case 'L's. But we were happy....

[Dos_Box]

Paper tape?

 

Luxury!

 

Back in my day, we had to use ones and zeros. When we ran short of ones, we had to use lower-case 'L's. But we were happy....

 

Ones and zeros?

Spoilt you were, spoilt.

We just had ones, and even then we were only allowed three of them!