sparkeh Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 So I started playing GTA 3 on the iPad last night. I watched the intro where I was busted out of jail, took control and started the first mission (drive to the safehouse), got in the car and instantly flipped it, failing the mission. I lasted literally 5 seconds. Any other shameful gaming performances you care to share?
sparkeh Posted April 23, 2015 Author Posted April 23, 2015 Elite (dos version) crashed into space station Oh yes, manually docking was hard. First thing I saved for was docking computers
DMcGuigan Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Take any of my sessions from GTA V recently, you'll find something.. be it nose diving a titan into a tank or some of my truly dreadful First Person races I'm sure @CAM probably has a few from GTA too...
CAM Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Jamming a car sideways in the subway tunnel. Getting my Sandking stuck on a barrier just outside Lester's workshop. Best fail was actually from GTA 4, riding a Sanchez through the train tunnel whilst playing it round a friend's house, crashing it and flying off the bike to land on the tracks. Nico stands up and I turn the camera just in time to see a train hit me.
tmcd35 Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Currently playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Took about 5 or 6 attempts at level 2, playing from the very beginning of the game each time, before I realised how game saves work. Game suddenly got a whole lot easier
sparkeh Posted April 23, 2015 Author Posted April 23, 2015 Jamming a car sideways in the subway tunnel. Getting my Sandking stuck on a barrier just outside Lester's workshop. Best fail was actually from GTA 4, riding a Sanchez through the train tunnel whilst playing it round a friend's house, crashing it and flying off the bike to land on the tracks. Nico stands up and I turn the camera just in time to see a train hit me. Awesome work. One from the past: Years ago I was in a team that (somehow) managed to get to the UK Counterstrike Final. We were getting embarrassingly slaughtered by a professional team when, in rage, a teammate threw a Wimpy milkshake over one of the other team. We were ejected from the building and told not to enter again.
X-13 Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Dark Souls - Exploring the tree in Blighttown, on my way to Ash Lake... backstepped on a ledge and died. Bloodborne - Running to the spoopy spider room and ran off a cliff. [i lasted a total of 3 seconds...]
sparkeh Posted April 23, 2015 Author Posted April 23, 2015 Currently playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Took about 5 or 6 attempts at level 2, playing from the very beginning of the game each time, before I realised how game saves work. Game suddenly got a whole lot easier :D Love this
DalekSec Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 When I played WoW back in the day I was the main tank in a raid. Cant remember what the boss was killed basically I died 1st hit by standing in the wrong spot. Did the obvious thing afterwards. Blamed the healers
sparkeh Posted April 23, 2015 Author Posted April 23, 2015 Currently playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Took about 5 or 6 attempts at level 2, playing from the very beginning of the game each time, before I realised how game saves work. Game suddenly got a whole lot easier Oh actually that reminds me of another one from GTA 3 last night. Had a mission to take out a rival but everytime I got near him he ran and jumped in a car. Tried it again and again, cursing that my guy was so slow. Then I discovered the 'run' button! My wife said "You used to be good at games" Dark Souls - Exploring the tree in Blighttown, on my way to Ash Lake... backstepped on a ledge and died. Bloodborne - Running to the spoopy spider room and ran off a cliff. [i lasted a total of 3 seconds...] More good work
Garacesh Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Did the obvious thing afterwards. Blamed the healers Worst kind of person.
Little-Miss Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 All of them! You should see my attempts at driving in GTAV. One that makes me laugh (and witnessed by someone) was during a game of Borderlands 2. Another geek appeared in my game. I was all like "play it cool, Kaz. You got this". Played ok for about 20 minutes, went to pick something up but pressed the wrong button and dropped a grenade instead...blew myself up. The shame.
Dos_Box Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Defender in the arcades. Death in seconds. I could never get the hang of all the buttons
Garacesh Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Related video (NSFW, Language of the rudies variety.)
hardtailstar Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Playing GTA V with friends, I jumped out the helicopter but forgot to open the parachute on a heist.....
LiamHaith Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) GTAV: Bought a Zentorno... instantly blew it up by driving over my own proximity mine. WoW: More occasions than I'd care to say, throwing a game at 2500MMR because I had my fishing rod equipped, failing to heal a raid because of a fishing rod, many many many fishing rod related incidents. CS:GO: Bounced a molotov off of the back of a players' head.. burning myself and 3 other teammates to death. Edited April 23, 2015 by LiamHaith
tmcd35 Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Defender in the arcades. Death in seconds. I could never get the hang of all the buttons I thought you just kept your finger on the main fire button and waggled the joystick like a mad man. That's how I've always played the game.
Dos_Box Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 I thought you just kept your finger on the main fire button and waggled the joystick like a mad man. That's how I've always played the game. Whilst keeping 'Thrust' firmly pressed down of course
3s-gtech Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 GTA:VC - expertly jumping from a car that was on fire, only for the driverless car to hit a wall, bounce off and come back, run me over, then stop over me as it burned. It then blew up, killing me. I laughed, a lot.
AJWhite1970 Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Flappy birds - best score = 3 and often just 1. Just can't get the hang of the control for reasons unknown.
Garacesh Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Flappy birds - best score = 3 and often just 1. Just can't get the hang of the control for reasons unknown. Terrible, terrible game. Absolutely awful. My high score is 17.
localzuk Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Terrible, terrible game. Absolutely awful. My high score is 17. Agreed. I managed to get to 21, once. Then every other game ended after about 4.
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