andyace Posted June 4, 2015 Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) Whats long brown and steaming and comes out the back of cows The Isle of Wight ferry ((Cowes)if you have to explain it its not funny!!) (content removed) Edited June 4, 2015 by witch
unixman_again Posted June 12, 2015 Author Posted June 12, 2015 "iF I Had a HI-Fi" is the new single by The Palindromes Courtesy of Sickipedia.org:
unixman_again Posted June 25, 2015 Author Posted June 25, 2015 I would hate to be a centipede. Can you imagine leg day at the gym. Courtesy of Sickipedia.org
unixman_again Posted July 5, 2015 Author Posted July 5, 2015 If you ever feel useless then remember: it's somebody's job to fit indicators to BMWs. Courtesy of Sickipedia.org
unixman_again Posted August 12, 2015 Author Posted August 12, 2015 Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan... Courtesy of Sickipedia.org
6Foot2 Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 350 Pages of Knock Knock Jokes [2 hours 29 minutes]
unixman_again Posted September 10, 2015 Author Posted September 10, 2015 After facing criticism after people were taking their hand luggage during an emergency evacuation British Airways have changed the procedure for emergency evacuations - from now on a stewardess will be stationed at each emergency exit with a smartphone and will take the selfie for you, thus speeding up the whole evacuation process. Courtesy of Sickipedia.org:
Gatt Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5 & 6 come before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was... 2
jmak Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 Two monkeys in a bath. One says, "ooh ooh aah aah AAH!" The other one says, "well put some cold in then." Two monkeys in a bath. One says, "ooh ooh aah aah AAH!" The other one says, "well put some cold in then." Twice as funny
sonofsanta Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 Two monkeys in a bath. One says, "ooh ooh aah aah AAH!" The other one says, "well put some cold in then." Twice as funny Not the first time this new account has made a post consisting of phrases/entire posts from earlier in a thread...
unixman_again Posted November 10, 2015 Author Posted November 10, 2015 Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6? Because Head of Planning Yoda was. (from one of our students)
LeMarchand Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6? Because Head of Planning Yoda was. (from one of our students) Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5 & 6 come before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was... Just because Gatt's not around to keep his jokes safe... . 1
Jawloms Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents. 1
6Foot2 Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Why is a mouse when it spins? Because the higher the fewer. _________________________ Silly enough?
Garacesh Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Worrying new statistics show that 1 in every 2.5 men has HIV. 1
Tesla Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Worrying new statistics show that 1 in every 2.5 men has HIV. That took me a while, purely because i was reading it in my head as "two point five" ....
unixman_again Posted November 18, 2015 Author Posted November 18, 2015 A 60M resistor attacked me yesterday. It beat me blue, black and blue. Courtesy of Sickipedia.org
LeightonJames Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Things are confusing at home at the moment. I have found out that my Mum is wearing my Dad's clothes, and my Dad is wearing my Mum's clothes. It's taking me a while to get used to the fact that they are Transparent
Andrew_C Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Why did Star Wars Episodes 4,5 and 6 come before Episodes 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of production Yoda was....
LeightonJames Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Why did Star Wars Episodes 4,5 and 6 come before Episodes 1,2 and 3? Because in charge of production Yoda was.... Is Deja-Deja-Vu a thing???
LeMarchand Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Is Deja-Deja-Vu a thing??? These days we prefer the terms "reboot" or "reimagining".
LeightonJames Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 So in that case I'm experiencing a reboot of the Yoda joke?????
Garacesh Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 So in that case I'm experiencing a reboot of the Yoda joke????? Yep, and as with all reboots, it's just never as good the second time around.
LeightonJames Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Doesn't get any better with the third reading either
sonofsanta Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before Episodes 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of production, Yoda was.
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