[joke] Silly jokes

[andyace]

Whats long brown and steaming and comes out the back of cows

 

The Isle of Wight ferry ((Cowes)if you have to explain it its not funny!!)

 

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Edited June 4, 2015 by witch

[unixman_again]

"iF I Had a HI-Fi" is the new single by The Palindromes

 

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[unixman_again]

I would hate to be a centipede.

 

Can you imagine leg day at the gym.

 

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[unixman_again]

If you ever feel useless then remember: it's somebody's job to fit indicators to BMWs.

 

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[unixman_again]

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan...

 

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[6Foot2]

350 Pages of Knock Knock Jokes [2 hours 29 minutes]

 

[unixman_again]

After facing criticism after people were taking their hand luggage during an emergency evacuation British Airways have changed the procedure for emergency evacuations - from now on a stewardess will be stationed at each emergency exit with a smartphone and will take the selfie for you, thus speeding up the whole evacuation process.

 

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[Gatt]

Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5 & 6 come before 1,2 & 3?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was...

[jmak]

Two monkeys in a bath.

 

One says, "ooh ooh aah aah AAH!"

 

The other one says, "well put some cold in then."

 

Two monkeys in a bath.

 

One says, "ooh ooh aah aah AAH!"

 

The other one says, "well put some cold in then."

 

Twice as funny

[sonofsanta]

Two monkeys in a bath.

 

One says, "ooh ooh aah aah AAH!"

 

The other one says, "well put some cold in then."

 

Twice as funny

 

Not the first time this new account has made a post consisting of phrases/entire posts from earlier in a thread...

[unixman_again]

Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6?

Because Head of Planning Yoda was.

 

(from one of our students)

[LeMarchand]

Why did Star Wars' episodes 1, 2 and 3 come after episodes 4, 5 and 6?

Because Head of Planning Yoda was.

 

(from one of our students)

 

Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5 & 6 come before 1,2 & 3?

 

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was...

 

Just because Gatt's not around to keep his jokes safe... .

[Jawloms]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

 

He felt his presents.

[6Foot2]

Why is a mouse when it spins?

 

Because the higher the fewer.

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Silly enough?

 

[Garacesh]

Worrying new statistics show that 1 in every 2.5 men has HIV.

[Tesla]

Worrying new statistics show that 1 in every 2.5 men has HIV.

 

That took me a while, purely because i was reading it in my head as "two point five" ....

[unixman_again]

A 60M resistor attacked me yesterday.

It beat me blue, black and blue.

 

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[LeightonJames]

Things are confusing at home at the moment. I have found out that my Mum is wearing my Dad's clothes, and my Dad is wearing my Mum's clothes. It's taking me a while to get used to the fact that they are Transparent

[Andrew_C]

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4,5 and 6 come before Episodes 1,2 and 3?

 

 

Because in charge of production Yoda was....

[LeightonJames]

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4,5 and 6 come before Episodes 1,2 and 3?

 

 

Because in charge of production Yoda was....

 

Is Deja-Deja-Vu a thing???

[LeMarchand]

Is Deja-Deja-Vu a thing???

 

These days we prefer the terms "reboot" or "reimagining".

[LeightonJames]

So in that case I'm experiencing a reboot of the Yoda joke?????

[Garacesh]

So in that case I'm experiencing a reboot of the Yoda joke?????

Yep, and as with all reboots, it's just never as good the second time around.

[LeightonJames]

Doesn't get any better with the third reading either

[sonofsanta]

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before Episodes 1, 2 and 3?

 

Because in charge of production, Yoda was.