how to get back at annoying students

[movie_surprime11]

ok im kinda annoyed at thge kids in the scool i work at just this mornin i got a football kicked at my head(luckly hes as bad as beckham so he missed and hit the door frame) is ther anything u can think off tht is'nt ilegal but just plain fun and a bit naughty thx all lol p.s i aint gonna do any of it so just put downs some surgestions

[movie_surprime11]

also 4got 2 say this is 2 get back at kids i just like wat ppl come up with lol

[tech_guy]

Set up a fake facebook page for the guy in question in which he outs himself?

[Netman]

You see his user area on the network? You see the shift and delete keys on your keyboard? Nuff said

[K.C.Leblanc]

Check his internet records with a fine tooth comb, you'll probably find something.

[apeo]

Im not going to suggest anything on the grounds that it may incriminate myself :twisted:

[Geoff]

Yep, Going through their user area, internet access logs or spying on them with VNC is usually sufficient to get 95% of the kids here a detention whenever I feel like it.

[Joedetic]

Find some of their work for a subject with a male teacher (assuming the student is male) and write a small poem in the middle of a paragraph declaring the student's love for the teacher and express some wishes to elope etc etc.

 

Failing that...if you have an "insentive" scheme like we did so kids didn't "forget their password" where you charge them 20p for each password reset, keep changing the password

[Guest aliv25]

Remotely watch what they have on their screen and clamp them with an internet ban for violating against the network playing games and using annoymous proxies for banned sites.

[dhicks]

Might I suggest http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/ for further inspiration.

 

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David Hicks

[KarlGoddard]

Be subtle and play with their minds.....

 

Just move the odd file or two into unrelated folders in their user areas or rename a file or two on a regular basis. Has far longer psychological effects than a simple file delete

[contink]

Hmm... pink desktop, fluffy icons.. pictures of boyzone or whoever the latest boyband are all over his desktop and in his My Pictures folder.

 

Nah... Don't do it... it'd be bad... :|

[plexer]

pskill to remotely kill his internet explorer, winword etc...?

 

Or something similar but at a random time for him.

 

Ben

[WithoutMotive]

Set the attributes of every file and folder in his user area to Hidden.

That's always a favourite of mine.

[tech_guy]

Hmm... pink desktop, fluffy icons.. pictures of boyzone or whoever the latest boyband are all over his desktop and in his My Pictures folder.

 

Nah... Don't do it... it'd be bad... :|

 

We have a similar gpo for the ones who p*ss us off!

[joe90bass]

Hmm... pink desktop, fluffy icons.. pictures of boyzone or whoever the latest boyband are all over his desktop and in his My Pictures folder.

 

Nah... Don't do it... it'd be bad... :|

 

We have a similar gpo for the ones who p*ss us off!

I like this idea

I'll add these policies into our Banned Internet User OU

[contink]

I'm not sure which is scarier...

 

The fact that I think of this stuff or that you lot like my thinking

[mrcrazy04]

psexec the browser, followed by

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=I+love+barbie

or depending on your web filter, something else :twisted:

 

Alternatively, watch their PC with VNC or similar, and just as they go to click something, move the mouse. If you do it subtly enough, they won't realise.

 

You could also shutdown their PC (shutdown.exe -m \\computername -s -f -t 0 works best for me!) 5 minutes before the end of the lesson.

 

A fake BSoD is always good, if you don't have IE7, do one in HTML, then you can launch the window full screen (with some javascript), with a custom cursor which is transparent and set it as their home page!

Setting the BSoD error message to TOO_MUCH_PORN is an optional extra :twisted:

[Enzomatrx]

Make a script to pop up a dialog box when the kid logs in asking if they wet the bed.

If they click "no", force a log off.

When they click yes, play a WAV that says "THIS BOY WETS THE BED"

 

God I love the whole "screwing with people from a remote location" aspect people seem to forget we can do.

[maniac]

You could change their display name in active directory to something silly, (like 'Pink Flowers') it comes up at the top of their start menu.

 

Monitor via Ranger Remote Control, and do the subtle moving of the mouse can be extended to taking control and writing something random in the middle of their work, nothing insulting, but somthing witty.

 

Change their password, then when they come to you asking for it to be changed cos they can't log in, set it to an impossibly long and complex word. Have fun watching them try and type it in, and extend the fun by setting the 'cannot change password' option. Scientific dictionary is a must for this activity.

 

Mike.

[webman]

RJL "practical joke" software: http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/

[vikpaw]

sometimes the simple ones are most effective, but i do like the mind games too. try this one:

 

change their password to "IDONTKNOW"

 

when they come to get it reset, tell them you have done it.

 

then when they ask you what it is, just tell them!!!

[NeoPlosive]

sometimes the simple ones are most effective, but i do like the mind games too. try this one:

 

change their password to "IDONTKNOW"

 

when they come to get it reset, tell them you have done it.

 

then when they ask you what it is, just tell them!!!

 

Ah,

 

that's my next bit of password fun, right there!

[Hacksawbob]

For a member of staff, who was trying to "make a point" about something had his homepage set the Muppets Home - Muppet Central Fan Site for a week, fortunately he saw the funny side and point making ceased.

[tech_guy]

For a member of staff, who was trying to "make a point" about something had his homepage set the Muppets Home - Muppet Central Fan Site for a week, fortunately he saw the funny side and point making ceased.

 

 

I'll have to remember that one!