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Xmen: Days of Future Pat - Postman pat is visited by a mystic who can foretell his future

 

Gods not Dad - Jesus finds out some interesting revelations

 

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smug - Michael Bay gets whats coming to him

 

12 years a save - an IT geeks journey into keeping a file open without saving for 12 years

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The Hobbit: Desolation of Smug - Michael Bay gets whats coming to him

 

See also: 3 men and a Bay.

 

 

A slight sidestep into gaming...

 

Transformers: War for CyberRon.

 

The transformer race battles itself to gain control of cyborg Ron Howard.

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Haven can wait - alternative plans are made for the weekend

 

On Ryan's Express - lads weekend in Dublin

 

Apologies for the age of some of these references; it's my era:p

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Les Miserable - a really depressing exploration of grim Yorkshireman Les and his cynical outlook on life. Directed by Ken Loach.

 

War Hors - hors d'oeuvre in a time of conflict.

 

Fist of Fur - Bruce Lee has really hairy knuckles.

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Resumed Innocent - went bad, got good again

Hose Party - Mad teens go wild with water

Pacific Eights - Gambling just off Hawaii

Green Car - Man buys new vehicle

Ron Man - middle aged man becomes superhero

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SpiderMa - Boy coming to terms with the fact that his mother has spider like super powers

Not Another Ten Movie - A film about the number 9

The Rig - Documentary about an offshore oil rig

2 Years a Slave - Very short film about a man kept captive for 2 years

The Unger Games - Film about the life of one of the characters of Mean Machine/The Longest Yard and how he came to be in prison

America Hustle - Documentary explaining why Americans must start hurrying up and do things quicker

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12 years a slav - about a boy growing up in a slavic country

iTanic - Apple buy a cruise liner with disastrous consequences

Star Wars: A new hop - what happened when vaders limbs didn't get attached

Avenger Assemble - Lego version of avengers with just 1 ultimate hero

Hor - About Thors younger more explicit sister

Thor 2: The Ark World - Thor meets Noah on a distant planet

Tar Trek - about some tar that goes on a journey

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toy (s)tory 1/2/3

(p)lanes documentary about american highways

ro(a)d trip some blokes go fishing

©lick documentary on lolipops

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Jay and Silent Bob Trike Back - jay and Silent Bob ride tricycles back home on their latest adventure

Robot - Set in the future following the creation and eventual destruction of one robot

Ace Ventura: PE Detective - Jim Carrey plays an OFSTED inspector trying to work out why PE is no longer enjoyed in schools

The Dark Night - 3 hours of nothing but a black screen

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Kin - Frodo's brother returns

One flew over the Cuckoo's Net - Jack Nicholson is having problems catching a cuckoo with a net

The Usual Suspect - Kevin Spacey is arrested again

The Shinin - Same as the original just set in Yorkshire

Das Boo - German horror film

The Taxi Diver - Robert De Niro dives for sunken Taxi boats

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The Magnificent Seve - Biography of a sadly missed Spanish golfer

Hostbusters - Guy gets beaten up at his birthday party.

Seed - A young plant must prevent a bomb exploding aboard a city bus by keeping its speed above 50 mph.

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The (b)Ride Of Frankenstein - The doctor spends a pleasant day exploring the countryside by bicycle.

True G®it - John Wayne plays a right wally in this western.

©Lash By Night - In which Barbara Stanwyck plays an S&M mistress.

He - The less than successful sequel to "She".

Dracula Has Risen from the (g)Rave - The Count gets up and dances again after falling over from too many E's.

(s)Cars of Dracula - A look in The Count's garage.

The Old Dark Ho(u)se - A comedy horror about a black sock.

 

(The last four are all Hammer films too.)

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2001: A Pace Odyssey - A film about a really long, slow walk back in 2001.

Full Meal Jacket - This is my rifle, this is my gun... Life in poachers boot camp

Eyes Wide Shu - Japanese guy has trouble blinking

Four Roos - Life in the Australian outback

From Dusk till Dan - Waiting for Dan, he'll be here some time after dusk...

Robcop - He's name Robert, and he's a cop!

Oceans 1 - Danny Ocean and his best mate at a casino playing craps.

Ocean 13 - Tug boat captain sails the 7 seas and finds another 6!

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