I love a simple solution

[laserblazer]

I'm the first into school each morning and when I open up there is a code-locked door from the entrance area into the office. It is now too dark to see the code buttons and the light switch is the other side of the door. I don't want to carry a torch in my pocket along with the other junk, so I asked the Site Manager if he could fit a small light. He suggested using the backlight on my phone. It works a treat even with my ancient Nokia 3310.

[philtomo-25]

Thanks for sharing that with us....

[witch]

Blimey you get in early - what hours do you work?

[mrforgetful]

My 8310 was the best phone I ever had.

 

If you upgrade to one with a camera flash mate you can often use that as a torch in the options.

[plexer]

Or get one of those single button cell led torches that attach to your keys, very handy.

 

 

Or tell the site manager to stop being a lazy arse and get up earlier to unlock?

 

Ben

[tech_guy]

Or get one of those single button cell led torches that attach to your keys, very handy.

 

 

Or tell the site manager to stop being a lazy arse and get up earlier to unlock?

 

Ben

 

Or get in at bang on the time you're supposed to start, which for me is 8:30am

[mrforgetful]

Bang on?

 

I'm always on time too. Between 8 and 8.30am.

[witch]

7.45 for me

[Halfmad]

I start at about 7am most mornings although recently it's been a two hour commute so even though I'm up at 6am I'm not in until nearly 9am!

[rhyds]

8:30 am usually, but on mondays it's assembly day, and guess who has to set up the projector....

[mrforgetful]

Up at 6. +2hr commute = 9?

[Guest aliv25]

2 hrs to commute, ouch...8.30-45, no later.

[Halfmad]

Up at 6. +2hr commute = 9?

 

I take a while to get going in the morning, usually about 45mins before I'm out the door. The cats wouldn't forgive me if I didn't feed them first.. and the fiancee wouldn't forgive me if I didn't bring her fresh filter coffee in bed!

[Scruff]

hah, I love the complete irrelevance of this entire thread.

 

I read the first post and just thought 'why?'

[tech_guy]

because we can!

[stephenleak]

hah, I love the complete irrelevance of this entire thread.

 

I read the first post and just thought 'why?'

 

BAU, I'm afraid ...

[Joedetic]

I have the components of a beef stew sitting in the fridge that requires making today...I keep meaning to do it but keep settling for beer and a nutella sandwich.

 

How's that for irrelevant

[webman]

The carpet in our office includes several coffee stains.

[Scruff]

I have a headache from last night's drinking. I also have to drive for 3 hours tonight up to yorkshire so I'm deciding what time I should leave work this evening. Not thought about lunch yet, might drive to get a big mac, I also need a cigarette.

 

Anyone like monkeys ?

[Scruff]

The carpet in our office includes several coffee stains.

 

so does my shirt after a little spillage this morning

[Geoff]

I'm really bad at playing snooker left handed.

[chrbb]

I've got a picture of LLoyd George on Horseback (and he knew my Dad)

[alan-d]

It's 12:27 now.

[tech_guy]

Do woodlice fart?

[PEO]

Im trying to make my bottle of water fall of the desk, with out touching it