hardtailstar Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Do you? Are you sure? Do you know the full implications of being a VeryPC winner? Have you read the full VeryPC winners T&Cs? Do you want to only be allowed to only drink from cup wrapped in a VeryPC cup cooler? Do you want the only software you can use on your PC to be the copy of Office 2010 you won in Stockb2ber? Do you want to be forced to parade up and down your High Street wearing nothing but a VeryPC t-shirt saying things like "Have a VeryPC day sir!" Of course you do because its awesome! Fingers crossed for you! WOW! I want to win even more! 2
X-13 Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 WOW! I want to win even more! When you are ready, you will win. You may THINK you're ready... but you are not. You will KNOW when you are ready.
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 I want 2 wins. ~Checks watch~ Nope, there's no time. [ATTACH=CONFIG]21905[/ATTACH] Fair enough. Best get cracking putting together this thing I got for my birthday. http://www.shannonassociates.com/artists/faricy/fs/Time_Machine_Final_Art_2_1122011.jpg
hardtailstar Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 When you are ready, you will win. You may THINK you're ready... but you are not. You will KNOW when you are ready. Thinking unready, thinking unready......
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Thinking unready, thinking unready...... What are you waiting for? You're more winny than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to win and win.
hardtailstar Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 What are you waiting for? You're more winny than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to win and win. I WILL WIN!!! BY THE GODS OF @VeryPC THEY WILL BLESS ME WITH GOOD FORTUNE AND WINNINGNESS
StevieM Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 What are you waiting for? You're more winny than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to win and win. As a wise old jedi once said: 'Try not! Win, or win not. There is no try.' 2
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Did you know that the first VeryPC draw was designed to be a perfect human competition? Where none suffered, where everyone would win. It was a disaster. No one would accept the prizes. Entire warehouses of prizes were lost. Some believed we lacked the shoutiness and wavyhandidness to describe your perfect competition. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their competition through silly memes and nonsensical posts. The perfect competition was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to lose. Which is why the VeryPC competition was redesigned to this: the peak of your competitions: Madvent 2013. Aaaand that's the last mangled Matrix quote I will post. Today. 4
X-13 Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) Fair enough. Best get cracking putting together this thing I got for my birthday. http://www.shannonassociates.com/artists/faricy/fs/Time_Machine_Final_Art_2_1122011.jpg No, there's NO TIME! We've run out of time. We have to figure out how to get more time! We could attempt a time transplant... but, we'd need to call a specialist. A Doctor of some sorts... Edited December 9, 2013 by X-13
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 No, there's NO TIME! We've run out of time. We have to figure out how to get more time! We could attempt a time transplant... but, we'd need to call a specialist. A Doctor of some sorts... No no, if I put together the time machine then I can go back in time to do some timey doodah to make sure that I have enough time to make the time machine to go back. Its Temporal Engineering 101. Nearly done with the time machine, but do I connect the Cronomatic Specualtatron to the Temporal Flux Pump or to this flippy flappy lever?
StevieM Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Nearly done with the time machine, but do I connect the Cronomatic Specualtatron to the Temporal Flux Pump or to this flippy flappy lever? Uh-oh! Impending divergence in the space-time continuum.
featured_spectre Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Some say under his beard is another beard, and that he once fought Chuck Norris to a stand still....all we know is, he's called Al
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Hi everyone. So yeah I got it wrong and time is unraveling causing the existence of two distinct realities. One much like our old one and one where dinosaurs still walk the Earth. Its ok because I think I managed to keep us all in our reality. *Roar* Oops...
StevieM Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Hi everyone. So yeah I got it wrong and time is unraveling causing the existence of two distinct realities. One much like our old one and one where dinosaurs still walk the Earth. Its ok because I think I managed to keep us all in our reality. *Roar* Oops... Oh, no! @sparkeh has been eaten by a dinosaur of his own temporal creation. Can I have his sweeties?
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Oh, no! @sparkeh has been eaten by a dinosaur of his own temporal creation. Can I have his sweeties? Hi I'm alternative reality sparkeh (I have a gotee beard and everything) and I lay claim to normal sparkeh's sweeties. Don't stand in my way, you know alternative reality versions of people are evil and good at fighting.
StevieM Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 You're... you're... alive! But how did you... I mean... you belong... I hereby relinquish all claim to the sweeties that are rightfully yours and submit to your interdimensionary supremity.
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) You're... you're... alive! But how did you... I mean... you belong... I hereby relinquish all claim to the sweeties that are rightfully yours and submit to your interdimensionary supremity. Muahahahaha! And in case anyone else tries to claim old sparkeh's sweeties and bicuits here's the rules: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZ3WbFsHCl2Fe0Nob8L1pmer1gWZLvGdKWTrRZkOqCk25CNtpf ^Old sparkeh aaaaaaaaaa^Me - muahahaha (Image for illustration only, I am not actually evil Spock). Edited December 9, 2013 by sparkeh
StevieM Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Perhaps it was the sweeties that saved your hide, in a kind of Barrow-in-Furness bus depot kind of way? (Are you with me, or am I just showing my age again?) 1
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Perhaps it was the sweeties that saved your hide, in a kind of Barrow-in-Furness bus depot kind of way? (Are you with me, or am I just showing my age again?) Had to use Evil Google to look that up but yes I am totally with you on that
hardtailstar Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Wahhhhhhhh my sweeties from @VeryPC have the £1 handling charge....... atleast they have sort of arrived on first attempt.
StevieM Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Had to use Evil Google to look that up but yes I am totally with you on that Is there ANYTHING that cannot be found on YouTube??!!
VeryPC Posted December 9, 2013 Author Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) We've been using @sparkeh's time machine to film today's episode in the future and send it back to today, but our aim might be a bit off, there are some weird things going on... We're attempting to synch it with present day youTube right now. Al EDIT - as today's video was filmed tomorrow, I don't know what happened, so I'm looking forward to it as much as everyone else. Edited December 9, 2013 by VeryPC
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 We've been using @sparkeh's time machine to film today's episode in the future and send it back to today, but our aim might be a bit off, there are some weird things going on... We're attempting to synch it with present day youTube right now. Al Argh no we now have more divergences in reality! Its no longer good vs evil... we need a more complex alignment system http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Star_a14d19_2187153.jpg
VeryPC Posted December 9, 2013 Author Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) I think we managed to align the sequential-chrono-blaggotron correctly, but the results are a bit spotty - judge for yourselves, and find out who wins today's prize too: http://youtu.be/9vLt9G6eF3U REMEMBER, entries are still being taken. If you're in the UK and work in IT support, PM me your professional details to be included, OR, if you have entered a VeryPC competition before, all you need to do is post in the thread that you'd like to join in and we'll look up your details from before and add you. Either way is good. Good luck for tomorrow everyone! Al Edited December 9, 2013 by VeryPC 3
sparkeh Posted December 9, 2013 Posted December 9, 2013 Phew, looks like the everything has righted itself. But wait, Al has a beard, he must be EVIL AL!* Awesome work. Best video yet. Oh and congrats @Oaktech *(pretty sure I have made that joke at least once in the past) 1
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