BKGarry Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Hello All, Our school have just purchased a new Sublimation printer to replace our current (8 year old) one, now I need to do some practicing, so I have decided to make my techies some mugs, but I am having a real lack of inpsiration for some funny quotes to put on them, something that isn't the usual "There is no place lik 127.0.0.1" or "You Don't have to be crazy to work here....." Thought I would pic the collective EduHive-Mind and see what comes back for them. I will upload pictures of the winning articles next Friday (22/03/2013) of the 3 winners :-) All the best BKGarry
laserblazer Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 "The wages of sin is death but the hours are good" "JESUS SAVES! - but Ronaldinho scores off the rebound"
Michael Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 "Switch it off and switch it back on is the future"
Jawloms Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 "Some days you are the pigeon, other days you are the statue" Bit long perhaps.....
sonofsanta Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Anything Douglas Adams gets my vote * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. * I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. * A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. * Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. And so very many more. Though you may struggle to fit some on a mug. 2
fiza Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 How about : "You want it when???" "And thats my problem because?"
laserblazer Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 I love hard work. I can sit and watch it all day.
fiza Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 "Problem exists between chair and keyboard" The Chair Keyboard Interface
Jawloms Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 "nil carborundum illegitimi" Latin is always good. This is Flethcer's "Don't let the b*****ds grind you down.
nyiss Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. RAM disk is not an installation procedure. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Scifigirl Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Have you ever looked at someone and seen the wheel is turning but the Hamster is dead? Im not anti-social, Im just not user-friendly. Come to the darkside- we have cookies!
LosOjos Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Looks like things just got too spicy for the pepper
LosOjos Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Another insanely geeky one (which I want to make a t-shirt out of...) is to have your techie's dates of birth in binary on their mug (I have no knowledge of the printer you're talking of, apologies if it's more of a batch job than one off thing!)
BKGarry Posted March 13, 2013 Author Posted March 13, 2013 @LosOjos it is more of a one off thing, using a special Sublimation Ink, which you print onto specialist paper which you can then heat press onto a number of things, I have Mousemats, Tee's, Coasters and Mugs in stock at the moment, but there is much much more 1
LosOjos Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try. Worst. Mug. Ever. If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Andrew_C Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Attributed to Lord Palmerston: Die my dear Doctor? That is the last thing I shall do!
Garacesh Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly. This one has to have my vote. Definitely. Even if I did have to add apostrophes. For Mugs.. Maybe something like "Layer 8 Recovery Procedure" if your techies are privy to a good cuppa.
jamesreedersmith Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 From someones footer on here i think... "Make it idiot proof and they'll make a better idiot!"
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