danrhodes

Hmmmm, your brave!

That is excellent! I'd love a hedgehog, we have loads in the garden, if you sit still in the summer in the garden the run around you! D

The librarian, they are usualy the most gullable ones of all! D

It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet. This year, the cleaning process will take place from 07:00 a.m. GMT on Apr. 2st until 07:00 a.m. GMT on April 3st. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find. In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following: 1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections. 2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet. 3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the Internet. 4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way. We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam. We thank you for your cooperation. Kim Dereksen Interconnected Network Maintenance staff Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it. Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well. Thank you.

Yes you do dare!

Got a weird issue on Exchange 2003 OWA. Attached is a screenshot. Any help would be great. D

Now if you were "evil" you would have stuck a video clip of the lottery in Sony Vegas and edited it so the correct numbers came out and then sent it to them! I would ROFL at that! D

That's real Fool's day commitment! I just wouldn't have the energy to go round and change all our projectors!

I invisage a "Help! Get me out, I'm stuck in here, it's warm and cramped!!" LOL

Excellent, one of our techies is doing it this morning too

Good stuff let us know how it goes! D

Is the hedgehog your pet? I thought it was a photoshop jobby?

I don't finish until 4, no rest for the wicked! D

Batten down the hatches, lock your techies away! It's April Fools day!!!

You can find all the model posters here Copier Joke

Im ready for tomorrow. See attached images! D

Fabulous!! Cheers!

Looks really nice, good work D

Does Windows Vista count as software, because if it does....

OMG I've got to try that, I wonder if the Food Tech department have all that stuff in stock? D

WOW School have just taken deliver of 1500 cream eggs one for every pupil and staff member!!

If they haven't got "time" to click on one button to change the printer then should they really be printing! I've just timed and it takes about 3ms to move your mouse to the bottom of the screen and click a button, over week if you click the button 20 times a day that still only 300ms of time presing said button, hardly a lifetime!

I suppose VirtualBox is very similar, I have a preference for VMWare as it's one of the solutions I'm trained in. Having never used VirtualBox before I can't really comment. As long as it works, then it's ok, does VirtualBox support USB? D

The internet is just a series of tubes!! Epic!! D

Glad it's fixed