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What do you call an Aussie that's good with a bat? A Vet

It was so cold this morning I had to scrape the ice off my windscreen with my Homebase discountcard. It wasn't much use though - I only got 10% off

Now that's a site for sore eyes.

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Here in Swindon, all fixed camera's have been removed and accidents have reduced over the last two years.

What annoys me is a few points: - How did the police catch him?! Were they along the road aswell. - Common sense would of prevailed. No need to go to court. - The police obviously lost out on money, so decided to prosecute in another way.

Driver gets fined for warning other motorists about the speed traps. In my opinion the police should be concentrating on other matters!! Driver who flashed headlights to warn motorists of speed trap fined | Mail Online

Tried that aswell. Stating the info from the gov, and then he was blaming budgets and cuts etc...

I only use my glasses for work and were prescribed just for work, and still my union/head gave the advice.

Don't even get me started on this! My school paid for the eye test but refuse to contribute. Spoke to my union, and unless they contribute to other members of staff's glasses (which they don't) then the school don't have contribute to yours either!!

I'm currently on a payg 3g 16gb Iphone with O2. I'm looking at upgrading to the IPhone 4, and want to pay as little as possible for the phone for a £35pm contract. Can I play them off against one another? Ideally want to stay with O2, but are Orange still ok for coverage?

Back in today, and its inset. Bit manic this morning as the visitor/talker was so unorganised...

I'm looking to put one on the desktop for the new year when the kids/staff get back. Any idea's? And I'm also after a decent 1440 x 900 wallpaper if poss?

I've got 5 cards, a box of black magic, 4 cans of fosters and a free school xmas lunch. I had to keep dropping hints mind. Better than last year!

Remember not to offend anyone...

Be in her real good books and go for Chamillia. A little bit more expensive, but she'll love it. And I think they take pandora beads aswell.

Does anyone have any experience of these along with the software Powerpat Plus software? When I go to download the records to a PC via the Com port it fails. The baud rate is the same (9600). I've emailed Fluke but thought it maybe quicker on here...

Pardew given 5 and a half year contract!!

Spot on

8. Tennis is correct. Unfortunately Stuart Pearce is wrong.

4. Nope

The ones you have got are correct.

Post them and I'll let you know which are right.

1. Which piece of sporting equipment is 3 inches in diameter and weighs 6 ounces? 2. In which city is the Maracana stadium? 3. What sport is played by the Minnesota Twins? 4. At what sport did Scotland become world champions in 2005 5. At which Test cricket ground could you bowl from the Radcliffe Road end? 6. Which two teams compete in the Turin derby? 7. From which club did Newcastle sign Jermaine Jenas? 8. What sport would you be watching at Flinders Park? 9. Boca Juniors are from which South American country? 10. In 1981, Susan Brown was the first female competitor in which sporting event? 11. Which boxer was nicknamed 'The Real Deal'? 12. How many laps are there in a single race at a speedway meeting? 13. In Judo, the Black belt is the highest, what colour is the second highest? 14. Who is the only man to have played in an F.A. Cup final in the 1970?s, 80?s and 90?s? 15. How many consecutive shots does it take to score a 147 break in snooker? 16. Which was the first Asian country to hold a F1 Grand Prix? 17. Who is the only man to captain England whilst playing 3rd. Division football?

I love this one Edinburgh Zoo Penguin Cam