Bananas

What's the point making a genetic clone if you can't copy/restore memories /personality seems stupid to me

Slightly

I can't believe I've seen the first jokes already :-(

Another one lobbed into the spotlight comes unstuck, very sad :-(

I'm excited promised my childhood sweet heart a cinema date with all the kids when this comes out for old times

Yup well if things pan out the way I plan I might be in a position to buy some lenovo goodies (interview near end of the month)

Nice, very nice I do like Lenovo gear it's just so bomb proof

Reservoir Dos

Whereas blowing your company's total cash fund is in the interest. He had borderline personality issues (let's face it most of us do) I wonder if he actually believed some of rhetoric he came out with. The patent system in the US is blatantly not fit for purpose but they're never going to reform it when it's prejudiced in an American company's favour

As genius as the guy was he was clearly barking at this point

Used to do a lot of field work on enterprise Lexmark lasers (Iceland & waitrose use them) and they are bomb proof, but having worked on the I just can't stand the sight of the bloody things

Used to work in a multiplex back in the era of films like Jurassic Park. Time between shows doesn't allow you time to clean properly so you pick up the worst. The number of kids that puked on the opening night and we'd just pour some disinfectant on it and spray air freshener. To save money on prints they used to run and interlock system basically as the film cones out of one projector it feeds onto the platter of the next opening night we had 4 way interlock going, what a nightmare that was especially if the film snaps Worst thing ever was picking up cups and popcorn packets and picked up one if the huge drinks cups and it was full, thought they didn't drink much then realised THE CUP WAS WARM arrrrrrgh

Use a local company called Iceni, ludicrously cheap and service printers for free

Oh dear God

OMG that just reminded me of something that happened when I was a field engineer for Drs surgeries. We were tracing cabling back to a Drs room so that meant stick head up into the loft, with torch in hand I braved opening the hatch and sticking my head through. Flashing the torch around looking for the cables something near to the hatch caught my eye I shone the torch in that direction and screamed promptly falling of the ladder. In the loft near the hatch was a stuffed fox, with it's lips peeled back snarling. Talk about a brown trouser moment, the staff were oh yeah that's Dr so and so's we put it up there as it's horrible. Thanks for the warning guys, really

and lets be honest Apple always had a following before they were cool and trendy in a way that no company mass producing x86 PCs could ever manage

That would be an epic product, make it go oooooooon

OMG started getting emails asking if it's my birthday now pmsl

Hahahahaha epic fail

FANTASTIC idea, just done the cake one too. No such thing as too many April fool jokes

I stuck it over the touchscreen so they can't miss it lol

The copier has had it's "upgrade" this morning we shall now see what happens......

I can see the pages and we're not BGfL

There should be a drop down box in solus 3 top left corner change to sims discover and deploy that way

Got an email from Unison today, they're balloting us for strike action over the 1% pay rise that's on the table again this year. The lower grades have gone up more as for the first time minimum wage has overtaken them, which says a lot