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the mole one also existed when the joke was in its younger days

It didnt take long did it

What have AQA said about this? Can you use an online scanner to check the CD? Bit Defender 8 online scan maybe? Mark

I shouldnt laugh but :D, where is that hosted? 1984?

Just out of curiosity what results are you trying to import? Mark

What sort of money are we looking at here?

i saw him on SkyNews this morning flapping about the tax rebates i did not catch it all but it looks like they are going down the lines of a rebate like the USA have done. Adam Boulton hit the nail on the head by saying "you are trying to buy the peoples trust back with their own money", sadly the majority of people are shortsighted and will see this as a huge positive when in fact its just status quo. Mark

Im going for the "Birdy Song" - with everyone doing the actions

Thats less than you would get in this country though m8

Jeeze that nearly bought a tear to my eye Only 6 weeks ago he was unaware of the disease that was in him, now he passed away in a shirt signed by his heros! Live your life and enjoy you time!

Those who getting offended need to chill a little, i bet 90% of the jokes out there offend someone lighten up BTW Tech_Guy that did make me chuckle

So hes invented a compass then? Bwhahaaaahahaha Found this too How about that for segregation? Can you imagine telling muslims they were not allowed to visit a place just because they were non Christian?

Thanks That makes sense to give the TA a timetable. How would we then get that to show on the students timetable who is being support? So if there are 20 kids in the class 19 of them will have Maths on their TT but the 1 student who is being support have Maths + SSP Mark

Didnt 5th Gear or Top Gear i forget which, have a braking reactions test between a 21 Yr old and a 80 year old? Obviously at 60 mph to 0 the young un was quicker by a fair distance, they then gave the 21yr old 3 pints of lager (enuff to legally put him over the limit)..... He still reacted quicker and stopped in a shorter distance than the old geezer

A 1064 error according to google says that a reserve word has been used MySQL :: MySQL 5.0 Reference Manual :: 8.3 Reserved Words Mark

The devils food is Mushy peas oh and of course quiche!!

i like cabbages too Posts split from a topic about Car insurance!!!!!!- ChrisH

Well we all get f*cked by micrsoft so its good to f*ck em back Wouldnt fancy the BSOD or the daily updates from MS that turn your perfectly working Angelina Jolie robot into a premunstrual Jo Brand lol

Yup i think 10990 too 224 legs in 1 Bag 224 x 7 bags x 7 girls = 10,976 10,976 + (7 girls x 2 legs) = 10,990 Go on then tell me im an idiot lol

[nerd]one of the laws of time travel[/nerd]

Take it as banter, we all love a good teacher bashing thread but i think if you take the techy bashing threads in good humour you will rise above them. nothing better than to laugh at the person who is slagging you off, really gets the goat

I think the next thing is to try it directly on the server

Are you wanting this to stream or store? Only reason i ask is of you are storing (assuming its not infra red detection) you will run out of space very quickly. Mark

Hi All I will try and explain best i can Like most schools we have Teaching Assistants at various levels who support students either in class or in a withdrawl group. For the withdrawl groups it is easy as we remove the children from a particular teaching group and create another teaching group and assign it to the TA so it appears on the students timetable as "Support" instead of "Maths" The tricky part now is we have 20 TA's who provide inclass support for students and we wish this to be reflected on the TA's timetable, without the double entry on the students timetable Is this possible? Mark

I like that ;-)