Fatmas

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad...

Yeah it looks like it's deleted already. I once knew someone who would patrol Wikipedia and edit/delete/moderate pages. He was a very sad young man.

Boom! Headshot! MMMMMMMMMONNNNSTER KILL

I have a good story about Relentless from when I worked in the IT Shop at Cardiff Uni: The union bar took delivery of a crate of Relentless. When they got it down to the cellar they realised one of the cans had split but decided to leave it. The next day the contents of that can had eaten through three other cans causing them to explode. Apparently the inside of the cans are coated but the outside isn't. Yum.

Probably not the same guy then.

My Dad used to know someone called Richard Head. Did you know him from being in Swindon by any chance?

They say he's got a good sense of humour: http://i.imgur.com/YvjMO.jpg

+1 for the Atom.

Who lobbed it?!

If it's a new build it's probably made of paper and PVA glue so a firecracker would probably cause the place to collapse.

The grenade may not have been safe but it would take a very large grenade to level a school!

Unison were against the idea. Makes sense.

I just came on here to post this, you beat me to it. I feel really bad for him but unfortunately using a gun to commit theft is armed robbery. Also we don't know if that story he gave is true or not.

I liked Mozart before he made it big *poker face*

We got a page removed that claimed to be the official page for the school so I sympathise. I've done my part and reported it.

As long as the names mean something so you know the function. Our Clickview video server is called "Lucas", which I think is very fitting.

-Front (born in 1970, Age: 41) -JJonas (Age: hidden or unknown) -greenhosting (born in 1972, Age: 39) I'm putting my bets that JJonas is 39, 40 or 41 today. Happy birthday either way!

I prefer warm cocoa

Actually, I meant a nice bit of chocolate cake and a cup of tea, you filthy people.

Boom, perfect. Then back to the house for dessert. Am I right?!

I put in Swindon and it crashed my browser, obviously too much crime to report.

My go to game seems to be whichever Fifa iteration is the most recent.

A group of engineers and computer scientists from the same university are attending a conference in the next town. They decide to take the train. The engineers buy one ticket each. The computer scientists scratch their heads, pool their cash and buy a single ticket. The engineers think this is strange but watching computer scientists get in trouble should be fun. The conductor comes around to get the tickets and all the computer scientists disappear into the bathroom. The conductor knocks on the bathroom door and says "ticket please". They slide the ticket under the door, pool their savings, have a few drinks and arrive at the conference in good form. On the way home, the engineers buy a single ticket. The computer scientists pool their money and buy n-1 tickets. The engineers scratch their heads, but decide not to worry about it and head to the bar. The conductor comes around and the engineers pile into the bathroom. The computer scientist without a ticket promptly walks over to the bathroom, knocks on the door and says "ticket please."

You are going to deploy your own brand of ATMs?!?! Oh dear.

+1 for WinSCP. I used to use it all the time at Uni, I think it's a great program.