[news] Puns a plenty

[shenley]

A reporter seems to have tried to see how many bad puns he can fit into one story ... Hairdressers cut up over EU bid to ban high heels in the workplace - Birmingham Mail

[X-13]

A reporter seems to have tried to see how many bad puns he can fit into one story ... Hairdressers cut up over EU bid to ban high heels in the workplace - Birmingham Mail

 

I wonder how long it'll be before he gets a stern talking to for being unproffessional. I'm sure he though he was a cut above the rest, but if he gets away without being fired he's had a close shave.

 

Also, old news is old... I've been hearing about this for years.

Edited May 17, 2012 by X-13

[sted]

I wonder how long it'll be before he gets a stern talking to for being unproffessional

 

im not sure they would its presumably been past an editor and they could of cut it and besides i suspect its upped their website traffic and therfore add revenue

[sparkeh]

There's too many puns in that article, it needs a quick trim.

[Garacesh]

First we have a thread full o' fish puns, and now hairdressing puns?

 

Cut it out, people! We'll all be dyeing from over-exposure to puns soon.

[X-13]

First we have a thread full o' fish puns, and now hairdressing puns?

 

Cut it out, people! We'll all be dyeing from over-exposure to puns soon.

 

You forgot about the spider puns.

[sparkeh]

First we have a thread full o' fish puns, and now hairdressing puns?

 

Cut it out, people! We'll all be dyeing from over-exposure to puns soon.

What!? Puns are a perm-manent fixture around here.

[X-13]

What!? Puns are a perm-manent fixture around here.

 

I dunno, after a while they get lame and you start pulling your hair out.

[sparkeh]

C'mon, sharing puns help us gel together as a community.

[X-13]

You make a good point, it seems I'll have to mullet over...

[andyturpie]

I want to curl up in the corner in a perm-enant state.

[NikChillin]

Another EU hairbrained idea....

[Garacesh]

You forgot about the spider puns.

 

I didn't see that one.. But there's so much on the web I can't be expected to see it all..

I might comb through the forums some more and try and find it. Good thing I'm not arachnophobic, else it might get pretty hairy (okay, that second one sucked, hush! )

[HarryMonkey]

It's such a cut throat industry that they would be foolish to get in a strop and just brush it off.

[shenley]

They'll probably work themselves up into a lather.

[HarryMonkey]

This thread has certainly managed to razor smile or two.

[mac_shinobi]

They'll probably work themselves up into a lather.

 

Still some ejit in the shower, you just know the instructions advised to 'rinse, lather, repeat'

[jinnantonnixx]

This thread has dyed. Edited May 17, 2012 by jinnantonnixx