GrumbleDook Posted May 9, 2007 Posted May 9, 2007 You mean it is nothing to do with you dancing naked when there is a full moon? Jake will be disappointed.
russdev Posted May 9, 2007 Author Posted May 9, 2007 @tony I always wondered how you managed to get some many staff and get sims to work and why you are never around at the weekends Russ
witch Posted May 9, 2007 Posted May 9, 2007 The rituals are secret, and I couldnt possibly reveal what I do, or do not do, at the full moon! There may, however, be chains involved, which could please Jake.
GrumbleDook Posted May 9, 2007 Posted May 9, 2007 Best way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses? Invite them in to join you in your coven's sacrificing of a goat ... a friend did this ... it also helped that he was getting ready for a fancy dress comp (Pratchett based) and was wearing his Druid costume (including holding the ceremonial dagger with fake blood on it!) Covens are over rated ... usually full of wannabe mystics that annoy the real wiccans and white witches ... and there is never any nakedness ... apparently.
becktonboy Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 Don't usually cruise this forum but stumbled across this thread about my blog. It has since been added to. As I stagger towards the setting sun of my career, I am finding it disturbingly cathartic to offload lots of little bits of resentment and frustration which have built up over the years. I wasn't aware that more than 3 people had read any of my first post but it has been joined by a couple of others on bullying, assessment, the status of ICT and the hell of going on government initiative training courses. Ta for nice comment, Russ.
becktonboy Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 PS if yuo want to lose the Witnesses on your doorstep and for some reason you are not dressed as one of Satan's minions (it can happen), try : a: tell them you are RC and it is a mortal sin to speak to them b: tell them you are a member of the Mormon/Latter Day Saints Church and ask if they have ever wondered why the world is so cruel and harsh and ask if they would like to come in and see the magazine you have....
_Bat_ Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 b: tell them you are a member of the Mormon/Latter Day Saints Church and ask if they have ever wondered why the world is so cruel and harsh and ask if they would like to come in and see the magazine you have.... It doesn't work... I tell that to them because it is the truth, but it still doesn't get rid of them
becktonboy Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 You've really got to BELIEVE it will work tho'! Don't you work in IT??
GrumbleDook Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 Nobody *WORKS* in IT ... we just loiter around all day thinking up ways to frighten Jehovah's Innocent Bystanders if the dare darken are doors. That is another that annoys me more than Witnesses ... naff TV advert telling you by doing a course with $TrainingCompany you can get a job in IT where you will earn £50k a year and have girls draping themselves over your desk (or blokes draping themselves over your desk ... or sheep ... after all we shouldn't judge!)
witch Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 (or blokes draping themselves over your desk ... or sheep ... after all we shouldn't judge!) Now, Let's see: Blokes? or Sheep? Hmm Mentally speaking, not much difference Physically - couldnt possibly comment I don't think anyone has ever draped themselves over my desk...Ah, that would be because I don't earn £50k a year!
Pottsey Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 “Covens are over rated ... usually full of wannabe mystics that annoy the real wiccans and white witches ..." You can say that again, I gave up looking for a decent one years ago. The nakedness bit is true in some groves. I keep away from those my self. Some are just about getting drunk and doing silly things.
elsiegee40 Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 I don't think anyone has ever draped themselves over my desk...Ah, that would be because I don't earn £50k a year! They'd have to find my desk under it's pile of paper, books and useful things first!
Jake Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 I don't think anyone has ever draped themselves over my desk... Did someone call?
_Bat_ Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 I don't think anyone has ever draped themselves over my desk... Did someone call? I do worry sometimes that you happen to live in even the same country as WITCH... let alone the next county, hehe.
NetDiag Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 I don't think anyone has ever draped themselves over my desk... Did someone call? Hmmm, me thinks someone is an ass-bandit wannabe!
witch Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 Hey Jake I have cleaned off my desk specially I wouldn't want you to damage yourself on a stray motherboard as _Bat_ says....I'm just in the next county (bluff calling time, I think)
Jake Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 Dont move the motherboard too far away, I find the components arrayed around adds to the atmosphere
crc-ict Posted June 20, 2007 Posted June 20, 2007 (or blokes draping themselves over your desk ... or sheep ... after all we shouldn't judge!) I don't think anyone has ever draped themselves over my desk...Ah, that would be because I don't earn £50k a year! Me neither - but then again, I don't even have a desk!
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