[joke] Friday Joke

[Fatmas]

I went into a bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama.

The bartender asked “What’s that?”

I said: “Two shots and a splash of water”

[NikChillin]

Good one!

[6Foot2]

Anagram for Osama Bin Laden: Lob da man in sea

 

It seems somehow appropriate in light of recent events [if somewhat macabre]

[Fatmas]

Well Megatron was buried at sea and look what happened there!

[laserblazer]

The results of Bin Ladens DNA have come back with results as follows:-

24% cocoa , 52% coconut , 18% sugar and 6 % milk

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head

[sted]

The results of Bin Ladens DNA have come back with results as follows:-

24% cocoa , 52% coconut , 18% sugar and 6 % milk

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head

 

thats so bad its funny

[tech_guy]

D'oh I saw that on Sickipedia last night.

[Hightower]

What does Kate Middleton have in common with Osama Bin Laden? Last Sunday they both had their back doors smashed in and got shot in the face by a bloke in the forces.

 

10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, and the US finally found Bin Laden........... in his house.

 

Osama Bin Laden knew he had screwed up when he sent in his census form.

 

The US has confirmed that Osama Bin Laden's body has been transferred somwhere inaccessible where no one ever goes, to avoid creating a shrine for his followers. A Newcastle spokesman said the rent for the trophy room will come in handy.

[laserblazer]

The Government is about to announce the introduction of ANOTHER public holiday, to celebrate the death of the world's nastiest piece of work, Bin Laden. All together now: "We're all going on Osama Holiday

[Fatmas]

What does Kate Middleton have in common with Osama Bin Laden? Last Sunday they both had their back doors smashed in and got shot in the face by a bloke in the forces.

 

10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, and the US finally found Bin Laden........... in his house.

 

Osama Bin Laden knew he had screwed up when he sent in his census form.

 

The US has confirmed that Osama Bin Laden's body has been transferred somwhere inaccessible where no one ever goes, to avoid creating a shrine for his followers. A Newcastle spokesman said the rent for the trophy room will come in handy.

 

When the SEAL team kicked the door in, Osama knew at that moment that he shouldn't have used his real name and address for his PSN account.

[sippo]

Just had curried pelican for lunch. Not bad, but the bill was enormous