New sign for the office

[Sephiroth]

I was given a sign last week for my birthday, intended for the office door but I can't put it up unless I can think of an alternative for the acronym, but both the NM and myself have drawn a blank.

 

The sign reads: "B.O.F.H. Headquarters"

 

Any (work safe) ideas that I could tell people that it means?

 

Thanks in advance.

 

PS. The School Business Manager is the one to suggest that I put it up, so no trouble on that front.

[rad]

I can't even think what it should mean originally, a PM may be needed, it is Friday (nearly afternoon) afterall...

[Dom_]

Bilingual Operator from Heaven, just learn a different language?

[gl3nnym]

Business (and IT).Office.Frontline.Helpdesk?

[laserblazer]

Bad Odours Formed Here?

[Andrew_C]

I can't even think what it should mean originally, a PM may be needed, it is Friday (nearly afternoon) afterall...

Bas.... (illegitimate) Operator From He.. (somewhere warm, with eternal torment thrown in)

 

Clicky - Quite safe for work

Unless you are a Bean Counter.

Edited March 4, 2011 by Andrew_C

[korifugi]

Bas.... (illegitimate) Operator From He.. (somewhere warm, with eternal torment thrown in)

 

The above is what it originally means...

 

Or, If you're after a work safe acronym that won't offend....

 

Business Objects Fixed Here???

 

or,

 

Beware Our Frozen Hearts

Edited March 4, 2011 by korifugi

[Sephiroth]

...just learn a different language

I'm already fluent in English and Giberish!

[tommej]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3602/3387667672_d9a9f7597b_b.jpg

 

How about this on the door, and yours somewhere out of sight

[Andrew_C]

The above is what it originally means...

Well, yes.... I know that, but Rad didn't!

[Edu-IT]

Ah, now I know what it means.

[Pete10141748]

How about; "Broken Objects Fixed Here"

[Sephiroth]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3602/3387667672_d9a9f7597b_b.jpg

 

How about this on the door, and yours somewhere out of sight

 

I like that!

 

Mine is currently attached to the side of the shelf facing me and away from the door, but it would be good to have it in full view.

[sonofsanta]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3602/3387667672_d9a9f7597b_b.jpg

 

How about this on the door, and yours somewhere out of sight

 

Printed, posted up, thank you

 

OT: Business, Office & Financial Holistics HQ? Basic Operations and Full-Time Heroes HQ? Biscuits, Overindulgence & Fully Hedonistic HQ?

[Butuz]

A few years ago the kids in DT made a plaque for my door saying "[myname] is GOD."

 

I liked it so much I put it up but a few weeks later the RE Dept made me take it down!!!!

 

Butuz

[creese]

Reminds me of a Captain in the Army. He had his full initials in his door. His name was Gerald Ian Terence Smith.

[SteveBentley]

I heard a (possibly apocryphal) story that there was a guy at the BBC (where they used to be really big on initials and acronyms) with a job title that was something along the lines of Engineering Inspector, Engineering Information Office, and would answer the phone "E.I.E.I.O."

[MK-2]

A few years ago the kids in DT made a plaque for my door saying "[myname] is GOD."

 

I liked it so much I put it up but a few weeks later the RE Dept made me take it down!!!!

 

Butuz

 

Should have had them actually do "[$myname] is GOD". That way you could argue that it refers to the God they teach about, as it's a variable

[HallX]

I heard a (possibly apocryphal) story that there was a guy at the BBC (where they used to be really big on initials and acronyms) with a job title that was something along the lines of Engineering Inspector, Engineering Information Office, and would answer the phone "E.I.E.I.O."

 

I really hope thats true.