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New Phrases for 2011

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New Words for 2011

 

* TESTICULATING.

Waving your arms around and talking bo****cks.

 

* BLAMESTORMING.

Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

 

* SEAGULL MANAGER.

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, poos on everything and then leaves.

 

* SALMON DAY.

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

 

* SALAD DODGER.

An excellent phrase for an overweight person...

 

* SWAMP DONKEY.

A deeply unattractive person..

 

* AIRPLANE BLONDE.

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

 

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

The fine art of whacking the poo out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

 

* OH-NO SECOND.

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').

 

* GREYHOUND.

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

 

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

 

* MONKEY BATH .

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

 

* MYSTERY BUS....

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

 

* PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

 

My personal favourite:

 

 

* DAJA MOO

The feeling you have heard this bull**** before

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LiamH

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...er that would be 'Deja Moo' actually :)

 

Like the seagull manager - I've known a few of those in my time

 

 

To be fair I struggle with English spellings never mind French! Damn you dyslexia :(

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