[joke] Friday Joke

[Fatmas]

I have this racing snail but he’s not been winning many races lately.

I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic.

It didn’t work, if anything he’s become more sluggish.

[mbird]

I have this racing snail but he’s not been winning many races lately.

I removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic.

It didn’t work, if anything he’s become more sluggish.

 

oh dear.

[CESIL]

I bet you were watching Autumn Watch on the Beeb last night? I saw Chris Packham do that joke...

[Fatmas]

I actually didn't watch it.

[witch]

That is really funny - I love it!

[Firefly_Transport]

I am sure its not time for Xmas cracker jokes; so sure I am prepared to shoot you for that joke

[webman]

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher they fired last week? She couldn't control her pupils.

[featured_spectre]

*groan*