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Problem solved - remove tights (not meant in any dubious way, before someone takes it the wrong way :D) et voila - no laddered tights!

 

Sorted, see you down the pub then!!! ;) :drunken_smilie:

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hmmmm - ok, back to plan A.

 

*goes out to street to beg a passing nice strong man to carry her home...

 

I'd walk if I were you, no telling what may happen to you whilst drunk and in the arms of a 'nice' strong man, Harrold Shipman was probably really nice to his patiens till he overdosed them!

 

D

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Sorted, see you down the pub then!!! ;) :drunken_smilie:

 

Only if I can find someone to carry me; however:

 

I'd walk if I were you, no telling what may happen to you whilst drunk and in the arms of a 'nice' strong man, Harrold Shipman was probably really nice to his patiens till he overdosed them!

 

D

 

You are right - where's my husband when I need him! :D

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Well my evening is pretty much sorted, local pub for tea and a few pots of ale then walk back home :-D its all good!

 

As is mine and my mates: Friday night is Movie Night!! :popcorn:

 

(Plus the aforementioned Whiskey tasting obviously...!)

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I tend to drink Tequila when it comes to shots, there's a specific kind I'm after but I can't find it in the stores anywhere (despite now living next to the biggest Tesco's I've ever seen).

 

Tequila isn't a drink! It's a method of getting the police around without using a phone...!

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Tequila isn't a drink! It's a method of getting the police around without using a phone...!

 

That made me chuckle, so much the students outside are now issues weird looks my way!

 

D

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Uunfortunately i had a couple shots thrust upon me last night, as you can tell it went well...

Hence my no-so-charitable attidude towards the stuff...

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Fortunately, they were not, there were already a few around actually, i don't know why, so that statement remains true for the time being...
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Fortunately, they were not, there were already a few around actually, i don't know why, so that statement remains true for the time being...

 

In light of this new evidence, I propose that we start a scientific study on the quantity of Tequila consumed and the level of police presence. I'm looking for some willing test subjects :)

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No thanks.

 

Here is what I think will happen when I drink Tequila:

 

1. Buy Tequila

2. Drink Tequila

3. ???

4. Profit!

 

 

Here is what actually happens:

 

1. Buy Tequila

2. Drink Tequila

3. ???

4. Ouch.

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I'm out tonight, but i think i'll steer well clear of the tequila, it generally doesn't bode well for the rest of the night when police start eyeing you up.... on the contrary it probably means you should stop drinking so much tequila... or stop trying to steal the cutlery in front of them... meh, it's all the same when you get to that sort of state.
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In light of this new evidence, I propose that we start a scientific study on the quantity of Tequila consumed and the level of police presence. I'm looking for some willing test subjects :)

 

Count me in, always willing to selflessly volunteer myself in the name of science :D

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Count me in, always willing to selflessly volunteer myself in the name of science :D

 

thought you'd be the first to sign up. There is always the possibility that you could be chosen for the placebo group though

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Nooooooo!! Anything but that!! Besides, I'd foul up the control group by getting them drunk too :) Who says Science isn't fun?!!
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Last month, the son of a friend, a student, after drinking tequila, woke up in the back of a minibus in the middle of the New Forest down in Hampshire. Nothing unusual in that other than he actually started the day at a party somewhere in Leeds. We think he must have tried to hitch-hike home after the party with a handmade cardboard sign that said 'New Forest' - which is also the name of the part of Leeds where he's actually living......

 

He hasn't been allowed to forget it yet!

 

 

:-/

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I will probably get heckeled but I enjoy a good Corona Extra or many. Good beer pays for itself twice ;)

 

Corona is my beer of choice so no heckling from me!

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Last month, the son of a friend, a student, after drinking tequila, woke up in the back of a minibus in the middle of the New Forest down in Hampshire. Nothing unusual in that other than he actually started the day at a party somewhere in Leeds. We think he must have tried to hitch-hike home after the party with a handmade cardboard sign that said 'New Forest' - which is also the name of the part of Leeds where he's actually living......

 

:-/

 

Heh, that is an epic way to end the night... :)

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I can't believe no-one's mentioned a good pint of Speckled Hen! That'll be my evening.

 

Good old Spotty Chicken (or Pimply Pullet as I've also heard it called). Partial to anything Marston's, Shepherd Neame, Greene King, Thwaites, etc.

 

As to Whiskys - Lagavulin, Oban and Glen Ord (haven't seen that for sale in a while) are my favourites.

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