6Foot2 Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 I need some advice. A gamekeeper freind of mine has said that he can get me eight legs of venison for £50. Is that too dear?
tech_guy Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 Gah! [scratches eyes out after reading joke]
tmcd35 Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 Gah! [scratches eyes out after reading joke] He's got at the crackers a little early
mac_shinobi Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 He's got at the crackers a little early If he did - they were the cheap ones again, doh
CESIL Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 If he did - they were the cheap ones again, doh Surely you mean Doe
OutToLunch Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 I went into the butchers the other day and he said to me "I'll bet you £10 you can't get the meat down off that shelf over there..." - I told him there was no way I was willing to take that bet. "Why not?" "The steaks are too high."
TechSupp Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 Dead deer with no eyes? Still no eye deer! (gets coat and heads to nearest exit!)
sparkeh Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 I wanted to hire a Dwarf the other day but apparently there is a shortage.
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