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On the subject:

 

How did the eggs leave the highway?

A. They went through the "Eggs-it"

 

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A. A brick layer

 

Q. What time do hens get up?

A. The quack of dawn!

 

Q. How do eggs sell newspapers?

A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It!

 

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Egbert. Egbert Who? Egg but no bacon!

 

A husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!

 

Q. What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke?

A. It cracked up!

 

Q. Why did the Egg hide?

A. He was a little chicken!

 

Q. What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange?

A. Look what marmalade!

 

Q. What's the difference between a soldier and a fireman?

A. You can't dip a fireman in an egg

 

There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here...' The other egg said 'arghhhh!! A talking egg!!'

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Oh I get it! Even though the transitive verb (quack) is attributed to dawn, rather than the hen, the implication was that the hen was responsible for the quack! I was thinking in the abstract ornithological vocalisations.

 

D'oh, is my face red.

 

ROFLMAO... :nerd::D:D

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Oh I get it! Even though the transitive verb (quack) is attributed to dawn, rather than the hen, the implication was that the hen was responsible for the quack! I was thinking in the abstract ornithological vocalisations.

 

D'oh, is my face red.

 

wha?...:faint:

 

lol!!

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.........cant believe this is still going.....i'm punless though :(

 

The problem with thinking up puns is your brain gets scrambled, or even fried.

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