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[ICTDirect_Dave]

Good morning lovely EduGeekers!

 

The rain has passed, the flood waters are receding and a new month begins!

 

Just a little note to say that, due to a magnificent performance from our outbound team, we are ahead of schedule and now have a few additional pallet delivery slots available this month.

 

So if any of you lot have just been given your budgets and would like to get yer mitts on some of the finest refurbished computer hardware in all the land. You need only drop me a line

 

 

Here's a sample of the special deals I've got for you right now:

 

ICT Direct: Computer Refurbishers for Schools - PCs, Laptops, Servers - ICT Direct

For a limited time only, I'll swap out the 600GB drives in this fantastic HP server with 900GB ones for no extra charge!

 

I've got 100 Dell optiplex 9020's just begging for a new home. Now with 240GB SSDs!

 

Fancy something a little special? How about a MS-Surface Pro 4? 6th Gen Core i7, 8GB RAM & 256GB SSD - 13 available, £500 each!

 

Want a laptop with a bigger screen? Our HP ProBook 450 G3's are bloomin' marvellous. Just ask @robk!

ICT Direct: Computer Refurbishers for Schools - PCs, Laptops, Servers - ICT Direct

If you come to me through EduGeek and get a quote for ten or more, I'll knock a tenner off the listing price for each of them

 

So how about it? Give me your money and I'll give you some delightful, magical things!

 

 

NB: Magical things are not actually magical

Edited August 1, 2019 by ICTDirect_Dave

[DJ-1701]

I've got 100 Dell optiplex 9020's just begging for a new home. Now with 240GB SSDs!

 

If they are begging, then I will take them... but I think you are selling these and forgot to put a price. I used all my money buying items from @DalekSec.

 

So how about it? Give me your money and I'll give you some delightful, magical things!

 

 

NB: Magical things are not actually magical

 

Fool me once... This is those magic beans all over again!

[DJ-1701]

Fancy something a little special? How about a MS-Surface Pro 4? 6th Gen Core i7, 8GB RAM & 256GB SSD - 13 available, £500 each!

 

......

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSS5SKs4UA0

 

For some reason, I found this funnier than it probably is.

 

[DalekSec]

If they are begging, then I will take them... but I think you are selling these and forgot to put a price. I used all my money buying items from @DalekSec.

 

 

...you paid me? You must of forgot to send me the money, let me total up the resell value of everything you took and i'll send the invoice over

[Wubbalubbadub]

I sent an email yesterday, yet to have a reply.

[ICTDirect_Dave]

I sent an email yesterday, yet to have a reply.

I was on leave for a couple of days either side of the weekend, but I believe my colleague, John got in touch with you on Friday afternoon.

 

Anything else you need, let us know.

[mikeprice]

...you paid me? You must of forgot to send me the money, let me total up the resell value of everything you took and i'll send the invoice over

 

never trust a Time Lord!

 

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So how about it? Give me your money and I'll give you some delightful, magical things!

 

 

NB: Magical things are not actually magical

 

Unless 'certain people' are involved - just to be clear

[caffrey]

I'd like to buy some laptops but noone is answering PMs or emails...

[LeMarchand]

I'd like to buy some laptops but noone is answering PMs or emails...

 

Do they have to be working/decent? I can do you a good deal on some HP NX6325s!

[caffrey]

Do they have to be working/decent? I can do you a good deal on some HP NX6325s!

 

 

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