Misheard song lyrics...

[tech_guy]

This site always makes me laugh:

 

The Archive of Misheard Lyrics - KissThisGuy.com

 

Robert Palmer

Addicted To Love

Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.....

[antoeknee]

Was one on the radio other day where some thought the line

 

I'm an alien an illegal alien

 

from Englishman in New York

 

 

was

 

I'm an alien a little alien !!

[Joedetic]

@tech_guy I love that track.

[Andrew_C]

A long time ago, a radio 1 prog broadcast a reallllllly long shaggy dog story that ended with the punch line:-

 

"That was my cold field, carried away by a spoon-like barrow."

[Inbir316]

absolutely brilliant...has anyone ever come across this site where you type in random words or lyrics and it will create a song using the words you have used from whatever songs it has in its archive. if anyone knows the link please post it!!

[tech_guy]

@tech_guy I love that track.

 

 

Yes me too, I was really upset when Robert died - he was only 54.

[reggiep]

In a past life I was in the RAF (Bear with me this is on topic)

We were on detachment in Las Vegas and the guy who was driving the minibus to work put a tape in the stereo. I shouted something along the lines of "get that sh*t off the stereo". Somebody gave me a shove and said shut up that's some early Robert Palmer music. I cried back "Well I saw him live once and thought he was crap" it was at this point that the sergeant who had put the tape in turned round and said "Robert Palmer is my brother "

 

I really wished the minibus had been equipped with an ejector seat as the truth dawned on me.

 

Needless to say he saw the funny side eventually and he ended up being my line manager for a couple more years!

[Joanne]

does anyone think the new kylie song sounds like "how do you feel in my arse"?

[tech_guy]

In a past life I was in the RAF (Bear with me this is on topic)

We were on detachment in Las Vegas and the guy who was driving the minibus to work put a tape in the stereo. I shouted something along the lines of "get that sh*t off the stereo". Somebody gave me a shove and said shut up that's some early Robert Palmer music. I cried back "Well I saw him live once and thought he was crap" it was at this point that the sergeant who had put the tape in turned round and said "Robert Palmer is my brother "

 

I really wished the minibus had been equipped with an ejector seat as the truth dawned on me.

 

Needless to say he saw the funny side eventually and he ended up being my line manager for a couple more years!

 

Shoot, that's a class story!

[tech_guy]

does anyone think the new kylie song sounds like "how do you feel in my arse"?

 

Are we allowed to use the 'a' word here! Lol.

[Ryan]

They use it on the radio, i don't see why not. We're all adults here. Physically, at least

[Friez]

I listen to a *lot* of Japanese music, it's quite incredible how many lyrics that can be misheard.

[BKGarry]

Gimme Gimme Gimme, Fried Chicken!!!!!!

 

And it defenatly says that at the end of Queen song One Vision

[Joanne]

sorry, didn't mean to offend with the a word!!

[tech_guy]

sorry, didn't mean to offend with the a word!!

 

No offence taken, just thought that the only place we could swear was in FFS!

 

Or are all the edumods asleep?

 

;-)

[witch]

No, not asleep

But I don't think that word is particulary bad and personally I have no problem with it as long as it is not being used as a derogatory name for someone!

[Joanne]

oh so mod stands for moderator....

 

DUH!

 

I thought it was just mod... you know... mods and rockers

[tech_guy]

Are you off your edurocker?!

 

:-)

[witch]

Hmmm....think I'd rather be an edurocker than an edumod!!

[Irazmus]

I consider myself more of an edumad. Or does that go with the job?

[tech_guy]

absolutely brilliant...has anyone ever come across this site where you type in random words or lyrics and it will create a song using the words you have used from whatever songs it has in its archive. if anyone knows the link please post it!!

 

Try this site for a laugh then:

 

Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator | The Brunching Shuttlecocks

[tech_guy]

Or this:

 

Country Western Song Generator

[antoeknee]

There was one recently can't remember artist or title

 

but chorus

I thought it was over but its not

 

but sounds like

 

I thought it was over but its snot

[sparkeh]

Ace site.

 

My favourite was a friend who really thought that Love Rollercoaster (Chillies version) went:

 

"Reverend Gustav...of love.

Reverend Gustav...of love, love love!"

 

[tech_guy]

(I'm showing my age now) I was one of those who thought Sting sang, "a year has passed since I broke my nose" in Message in a Bottle. He really sings, "a year has passed since I wrote my note"..........!