[joke] What's the difference between

[CHR1S]

What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?

 

One is worth £25 million, standing on its last leg and screws old people for their savings, the other is a building society.

 

[krisd32]

With her 25 million divorce settlement heather mills is going to buy a plane.

She'll still use a lady shave for her other leg!

[Ryan]

lol!

[torledo]

Jst goes to show if you're a total b***** having a prosthetic leg is NOT going to change the way people think of you. Now if she were in a wheelchair or on crutches i think it may be a different story.

[john]

Okai sad person here, did I miss something, does she have a wooden leg???:o

[antoeknee]

The one I heard the other day was:

 

Whats the difference between 2 million sperm and teachers?

 

At least one sperm has the chance to become a human being!!!

[torledo]

Okai sad person here, did I miss something, does she have a wooden leg???:o

 

Yes, i believe she lost part of a leg in a motorcycle accident.

[john]

Ah right thanks for that