Spiders. Why.

[elsiegee40]

I am chief spider remover at home and work... they just don't bother me at all.

[CAM]

True.

 

I suppose it could be simplified to "Be cool, people might be watching"... But it doesn't have the same emotion to it.

 

Be cool, organic lifeforms are watching. Maybe some mechanical ones too.

[witch]

I love spiders - but if you want to use lemon juice or conkers to keep them away, that's fine - but please don't hurt them. I'd much rather have spiders in the house than flies - they carry all sorts of disease and nastiness

[Sunnyknight]

So today, i moved everything out of my upstairs rooms, (while checking everything down to my socks 1 by 1), took up every rooms carpet and underlay, and conducted an investigation into the missing spider.

 

It took all day, but i DIDN'T FIND IT!!!!!!

 

I am now bricking doodies as its not dead, and not in the rooms.

 

I started lobbing conkers all over the place and waited with my vacuum outside the rooms.

 

Didnt work.

 

Now going to get my super soaker, fill it up with lemon juice and spray it around the room. See if i can flush it out 😢

[witch]

I should imagine it has gone by now. I don't think you need to worry any more.

[Arreks]

It's actually been hiding on your head the entire time!

[Sunnyknight]

It's actually been hiding on your head the entire time!

 

Haha. I'm not that scared of them!

 

*frantically starts combing / pulling out hair and keeping hair under the tap*

[localzuk]

You've probably swallowed it whilst asleep by now...

[elsiegee40]

It's actually been hiding on your head the entire time!

 

Shocked Katie Melua found spider living in her ear - Telegraph

[Sunnyknight]

You've probably swallowed it whilst asleep by now...

 

I don't even want to think about that... *shivers*

 

I'd have to.... *shivers*

 

Shocked Katie Melua found spider living in her ear - Telegraph

 

As soon as i read that (didn't click on link) i started poking my ears and cotton budding it.

 

That was not nice!

[Theblacksheep]

We got a house cat and have barely seen a spider since. Not that was the intention, I like spiders, total housebro's.

[Nibiru]

Haha. I'm not that scared of them!

 

*frantically starts combing / pulling out hair and keeping hair under the tap*

 

Dont go to Australia

 

 

 

[6Foot2]

Link: Wasp vs Tarantula in Arizona

 

Provided as a link, without video preview image, out of consideration for those who do not like spiders or wasps or even those who dislike both.

[ataylor]

I lived out in Australia for 4 months, god there was some beastly spiders out there. Half of them look big enough to saddle.