Oh, what a gift. So many possible responses...

[Oaktech]

So one of my colleagues has just sent this email...

 

 

Where on earth do I begin formulating a response.

 

So. Many. Possibilities.

[synaesthesia]

"I keep calling and just get a bum tone."

[Garacesh]

"Any chance I can change the dial tone to the brown note?"

[korifugi]

"I think there's been a b***s-up somewhere - I keep calling different numbers and don't get anythong"

 

 

Edit - noticed this wasn't behind the red door - so changed one censored word

[Tesla]

"there's no room in my drawers for it"

[Miscbrah]

"I used to use a dictaphone, now I just dial with my finger."

[eyetea]

I'm not proud of this - "The printing's come out streaky"

[machin05]

"Thanks, now if I need someone's number, I no longer have to gusset."

[john]

Will no one think of the trees!

[SYNACK]

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