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Lash of the Titans - a painful experience for the son of Zeus

30 - 30 Spartans meet their doom rather quickly against Xerxes land force

T: The Extra Terrestrial - Mr T realises he is an alien and he begins to pity the fools of earth

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drago - Ivan Drago has a surprise for the chinese when he feels he "must break them"

In The Company Of Me - Kanye west takes his narcissism to the next level

Fear And Lathing In Las Vegas - Jonny Depp starts a new wood working job in vegas after being scared away from his home town.

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The Pimpsons Movie

 

Or - The Simpsons Move. A moving tale of one families battle to escape doughnuts and blue hair dye by travelling across the american mid-west to a new life in a small town called "Springfield".

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(S)unset Boulevard - they've just poured the concrete

(L)eon - Really long slow version

The Se(v)en Samurai - Japanese warriors in Hi-Vis, not really effective as it was show in B&W.

It's a wonderful li(f)e - Was this movie just government mind control?

Apocalypse (n)ow - That stings!

The Li(V)es of others - It wasn't Me! I ALWAYS tell the truth!

The pianis(t) - Nuff said

The lion Kin(g) - it's a family affair!

Das Bo(o)t - about a german robot

Requiem for (D)ream - Who used all the paper!

(b)raveheart - You will never take our PARTIES! (could have been said already)

Monty Python and the Holy (G)rail - one for the trainspotters

The third Ma(n) - Dad's a bigamist...

 

 

OK now I really need to get some work done... Lunch time over.

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Harry Potter & the goblet of ire - our hero drinks from a goblet & gets really annoyed

Di Another Day - She cant get here today

Live and Let Di -leave her alone

 

...... back to work now :D

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The Man With The Golden Bun - Bond gets really in baking.

A View To A Bill - Bond has trouble getting the bill at a restaurant.

Chunderball - Bond, well it's self-explanatory...

 

You kinda missed the point it's about dropping one letter not changing it. You could always start a new post.

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The Spy who loved M - Bond questions his own sexuality after a change at the top

Just imagine the Austin Powers version! :brick:

 

Hoe Alone - The gripping story of a prostitute's typical weekend.

Ack to the Future - The worldwide-loved Admiral that knows a thing or two about traps stumbles across Vader's secret time machine.

Corse Bride - Exactly the same story, just with a lesser-used word in the title.

In Tim - A sexually-charged film about a gay man finding his perfect partner, Tim.

Bi Momma's House - Little Johnny grew up without a hint of homophobia, thanks to his mother. Good for him!

Appy Gilmore - Adam Sandler buys himself the latest smartphone. He still gets beaten up by Bob Barker.

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space ruckers - mayhem on the ISS

Ill Bill 1+2 - story of an ailing gangster

dusk till dan - Dan fights mexican vampires

The Wizard of Z -magical zombie

Of mice and me - my life with mice

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One flew over the cuckoo's net - its the safest way to catch them

Jurrasic Ark - the dinasours attempt to survive (failed)

The life of bran - a tale of regularity

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