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Sweet. Thanks 3s.

Hey folks - I find myself this morning wanting the ability to manage Office 2003 a little with GP. I've heard there's a plugin/update for GP I can download and apply to make all my dreams come true, but all I've found with my Google-fu is this from Microsoft which only tells me that it works with up to server 2003 and I'm running 2008 r2 here. Am I being overly cautious and does this work or is there a different one I'll need? Many thanks in advance for reading.

Congrats! And yes enjoy that holiday.

A favourite of mine is demonstrating animation in Powerpoint with Spongebog Squarepants. Srs. Entertaining but not overly silly. Oh hang on yes it is. Meh, they learn how to animate so all good.

Lol you said 'coccyx'. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Beavis_and_Butt-head.jpg

I came in here to say this very thing. They're SUPERB! Every weekend I allow myself a cheat meal, and for less than £4 you get more than you can eat in one go! Add a tomato or some hot sauce and you're laughing. Beware that American Hot one, if you're too heavy handed with the Encona that reverberates if you get my meaning.

HAHAHAhahahahahaha! Real life lol.

It's the amount of kg I can atg squat for 10 reps (I only started recently.) GOTTA be that.

Oooh thanks guys. And Disaster, strong username. Hehe, yeah my nemesis is infact a PE teacher with an Audi TT - can't even write this stuff. Anyway that's about 7-8% of the reason and I don't drive like a lunatic tbh, just want the option. I'll look into bolting bits onto Vauxhalls - did DESPARATELY want a Calibra turbo but they're all knackered now it seems. Mitsubishi GTO was a consideration, but they're very mechanically complicated and prone to giving you the old death so I'm avoiding those. The 200sx is a handsome car but stock is a bit slow, and I've heard many tales of the sump falling out if you do anything daft like turn a corner in it. Keep having this INSANE idea about buying a cheap-ish Jaguar XJ and just putting an Arden-esque bodykit on it. Someone talk me out of that plox! Cheers very much for the replies so far folks.

Going to make this brief (only giving myself a short break here) but debating buying a new car. I'm 28 so midlife crisis isn't really looming just yet, and looking towards something with a bit of beans to it now that I'm not 17 anymore and obviously an uninsurable mass-murderer in the waiting. I'd basically like something that fills the following crietria: -< insurance group 19. -0-60mph < 6.7 secs (very important) OR can be modified to such, without breaking any other conditions. -Mpg hopefully not < 20. -No more modern than the new car tax brackets (so looking at up to late nineties cars.) -No more than £3000 . I don't plan on owning it longer than 18 months so won't service it, just fix what ever goes wrong. So far my choices seem to be: Toyota Supra mk3 3.0 turbo/2.5 twin turbo http://members.optusnet.com.au/supra80/generalma70/images/DSC00336.jpg Nissan 300 zx http://www.cars-directory.net/pics/nissan/300zx/1991/nissan_300zx_901329.jpg Honda Prelude (motegi) http://www.carfolio.com/images/dbimages/zgas/models/id/15125/1996_honda_prelude_si.jpg Mitsubishi FTO (would change/uprate filter, sparks and decent but not loud exhaust) http://www.diseno-art.com/images/mitsubishi_FTO.jpg Favourite is the Supra tbh. Just wanted as many opinions as possible! Any thoughts appreciated, as well as any cautionary tales and horror stories. Thanks for reading.

...And somewhere in the south, a tech dribbles tea on his shirt giggling.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cat_its_beautiful.jpg And for more food-related excess, incase nobody's seen it, check out THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM

I put in a couple of personality questions alongside the technical questions, although in my position I was taking on a technician and so I'd have to live with them. Most were multiple choice and a couple went: Ham or cheese? -Ham -Cheese Who was the best singer with The Misfits? -Michael Graves -Glenn Danzig -Jerry Only -Dr Chud Is Star Trek any good? -No -No -No -No I think all of my tests were multiple choice infact aside from the final question, which was to describe the probable causes/symptoms and troubleshooting process of a user reporting no internet access.

You could set up an 'everyday' PC with all the usual suspects here. Am I allowed Windows though? I am, right? I'd build an audio production PC. Assuming I'm cheating by buying dedicated DSP cards (PCI cards which cost the earth new but which emulate studio hardware or effects) I'd download Reaper for a sequencer from here and browse KVR for all my plugins. Decent soundcard and boom, instant freebie software-only music studio.

I got one from a PE teacher and I've got a share in a box of chocolate fingers. Contemplating tying up the boss and taking his half too; can't eat fingers when you're all kidnapped. Just thinking out loud there...

I saw this and thought "Wow! Free memory sticks? FREE?" Almost sent it to all staff here. Then I saw the start date and read the topic and didn't.

I once drove from Asda to my house across Bristol with a 24 pack of Carling on the roof. Was still there when I got back. I drank away all the stupid shortly after.

HAHAHAhahahahaha!

For the purposes of net send, I wanted to call a DC "your mum" but I was overruled by someone with some sense.

Hehe, yeah they're all showing up as there but I can't download them due to excessive traffic and militant filtering here. If I need to do it at home then fair enough and I'm being a bit lazy tbh.

Hi all. Just a quickie here, but does anyone have to hand a set of XP drivers for these little beasties? I've been trawling Google all afternoon and not had much joy, and after all networking and audio drivers especially. If anyone's got them to hand could you furnish me with them? Many many thanks if so.

Well, this is kinda the right forum to ask this in... I've stubled across these netbooks on eBay and, y'know, I can't fault the things on price - look lovely and fit for purpose in a great way. Next step after ghasping at the lack of money I'll be handing over is to ask if anyone's got or knows of any horror stories... I'm fully aware NASA won't be borrowing it for its processing might anytime soon, but would this be a decent enough Christmas present for someone do you (collectively) reckon? Thanks for having a read and sling me an opinion or two if you can.

That did it! Thanks for pointing me to that one!

Hehe, yeah I guess I could do Thanks BIST. The thing that's stopping me though is the inevitable point towards the article I linked, and them telling me to update it. I'd more like to whip it into line rather than bow to it's whims. I might give them a try if things get DESPARATE but I'm reluctant. Cheers for the advice though.

I also bought a cheap cash-in barely-not-sueable photocopy of this movie called Paranormal Entity from Asda, which is every bit as successful. If you liked that you'll like this.