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That's not a good height to be at this time of the year - I bet it's friesian up there

Now, now - be Nice. Or we won't let you join our Club.

Not only that - They're notorious for stealing pets. I heard of a Yorkie going missing recently - there's apparently a Bounty on the perpetrators.

Is that the place out over the other side of the Galaxy? I've heard it's not nice in there - walking in there and trying to bring up the wrong Topic in conversation seems to bring up a lot of Snickers from the patrons. You can hear them Wispa when you walk in.

It looks like quite the high-class pan, certainly not to be used for frying by any common oeuf.

Just said in the Budget: Osborne planning for EVERY school to become an academy

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But what about Lab tests?

Similar, but the email format increases the radius it reaches.

Ah, yes - Pi day. I've seen this going round on email here.

"Now are the Wingdings of our discontent..."

There's quite a bit of speculation circulating the intarwebs about who'll be offered the mantle of Bond next, with a whole host of names being put up to the list. Three I keep hearing are Idris Elba, Tom Hardy and Tom Hiddleston. Not limiting yourselves to just the three above - who do you think should be given the chance? Personally - I'd like a move back to "Movie" bond, and away from "Literary" Bond (I refuse to use the term "Book Bond" as it sounds like I'm talking about beverages). The writers do still have quite a way to go to get Literary Bond, but the problem with him is, he's not a very nice person. at. all. Literary Bond is a Womanising, Chauvinistic, Alcoholic, Psychopath - Not a good guy at all, but a bad guy in a good guy's suit. I prefer the Film Bond, who is far more suave, sophisticated and much more of a "hero" On the three above, I'm not sure how Elba would take the role, but I think Hardy would be trying to take another step towards Literary, while Hiddleston would see a "Glorious" return to the slight silliness, yet wonderful charm of Film Bond. Thoughts?

It'll most likely come in on a compromised webpage, or more often an advert. Keeping your AV updated is one of the best ways of stopping something like this but as the above shows - not always useful as AV companies are continually playing catch-up and you may be unlucky enough to be in the first 'wave' of infection. If you're lucky (unlucky?) enough to be about and notice one hit (I have actually seen this happen!) then first move is to unplug the infected machine from the network, hell - if you can't find it isolate the server instead. That way, you can hopefully minimise any spread and deal with infected clients one by one. Still, as you can't prevent something like this happening (only reduce the chance) - a good backup solution is a handy safety net. At least then in the event of getting caught - you still have your data.

Had this on a teacher's laptop and Sophos did sod all to stop it - luckily they're diligent and back up their own files often (on to an external drive, no less!). One re-image later, issue is fixed.

Finished Captain America: Super Soldier (Wifey wanted it so I thought I'd at least play it on my account).

How wood yew cedar road through it?

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As long as you conduct yourself properly - they'll have difficulty finding something to charge you with.

Well, lets knot let that stop us - I'm sure there's far more puns than this loom(ing)

Nice special effects, but Melissa McCarthy shouting at things a movie does not make.

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It's missing the first Blood Omen. Still - 'tis a damned good deal

But I suspect you may be spreading yourself too thin there.

Stay on topic there - I don't think the mods'll lettuce1 turn this into another puns thread. I'm personally not too sure about being a step behind on computer use though - yes, they are a tool but what about e-safety and netiquette? Computers are so integrated into modern life that they now ARE a part of society. Also, I'm sure it's quite hard to get a decent celery2 without being able to use one well. 1Sorry, had to 2Yes, I'm a terrible human being

IT Crown? I thought it'd be a creation of RAM sticks and ribbon cables.