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Quite, imagine the size of the trolly you'd need to fit a house in it - and anyway it would break the conveyor belt when you put it on. Unless you went down the self service aisle that is.

Tis witchcraft!!!!!

And you have to sign a confidentiality contract.

It's now four clicks instead of two to get to my local area for the local news on the new site.

I needed caffeine.

It's kinda white and bright with no clear delineation between the items?

According to the Independent, Microsoft has already purchased them.

What were they thinking? It's bad. It hurts my eyes and my brain. BBC News - BBC News switches PC users to responsive site

I had the misfortune to hear for the first time this screaming blonde banshee 'singing' one of her 'songs' on the radio in McDonald's this morning as I sat drinking my morning coffee. I now need counselling.

Monday - Run 5 miles on the treadmill Rest of week - learning to walk again.

Goddamitt, it's branded me a fascist. Don't they know I'm a card-carrying Marxist!? And the BBC Quiz of the week's news is bedangled - get all seven right and it tells you you only scored six! What is the BBC up to?

Some incredible images here: Impossible images: The man who makes magic and madness from Photoshop - CNN.com

$4! Yikes!

From the council website: This week's scheduled city roadworks: Whitley Bridge Planned overnight closures of A444 Contractors are planning a series of FULL overnight carriageway closures in both directions on the A444. The roads will be closed to all traffic for 12 consecutive nights, from Friday 20 March - Wednesday 1 April. These closures will be in place from 8.00pm - 6.00am on weekdays and from 8.00pm - 8.00am on weekends. The carriageway will be closed for the delivery and installation of the concrete support beams for the creation of the new Whitley Bridge. Diversions will be in place via London Road and the A45 Stonebridge Highway and will be fully signposted at all times. Please allow extra time for your journey during these periods. Following this, contractors will also need to close Leaf Lane from the junction at Black Prince Avenue to the junction of the exit at Whitley Business Park. This closure begins on April 17 and will remain in place until early/mid-July. The closure is necessary to facilitate the raising and realignment of Leaf Lane to tie in with the road from the new Whitley Bridge. Thank you for your continued patience during this time, please be assured we are working closely with our contractors and traffic management teams to ensure traffic is kept moving as much as possible during the improvement works on this site.

Yodel - owned by the Barclay brothers - two of my least favourite people.

BING WON 2 ROUNDS: dennis potter - GOOGLE kenilworth castle - BING the full 9 yards - GOOGLE formatting a sd card - GOOGLE vw campervans - BING I hate Google. I hate Bing. I wonder which one would win in a fight?

Last night I was searching for a how-to guide on Youtube for repairing a faulty car dashcam and came across this shocker of a compilation: I've seen these collections of Яussian dashcam/crashcam footage before but nothing so underwear-changing as this. Probably suitable for work. Only just. My brother-in-law who has visited and driven all over Яussia tells me it's because they drive too fast, don't use their mirrors and don't indicate; just expect other drivers to either stop or get out of the way. Mental.

Don't get me started on the E-On thing - it's not a flame, it's a dancing orange turd - it's even got the pointy bit at the top where it's broken off...

Exactly...

The one for Hive makes me want to track down the people at the advertising agency responsible and smack them on the head with a dead cod for creating such an annoyingly whiny, stupid advert.

I'm addicted to the Random option on Wikipedia on my phone....

Thanks, out of interest, what size approx are they (the tattoos, not your children)?

I dunno - is it a long piece or a short piece?

How much would you expect to be charged for a simple tattoo on the arm - six characters in black ink - about 40 x 10 cm?

Give me Queens of the Stone Age anyday.