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Some people are so thick! Ambulance called for dead Epping Forest squirrel - BBC News

The Powerbars are useless. Very cheaply made. Fully charged - it'll only put 50% charge in to my iPhone 6. My Anker will charge my phone fully twice on one charge. Oh, and if you don't return it after 18 months they'll bill you £5.

Yeah, what were the police playing at; tasering him? They usually fire at least six warning shots in the back first ....

Chantelle has six children under the age of ten. Bryony - 9 Ebonii - 7 Connor - 6 Scarlett - 5 Boston - 3 Elija - 1 Chantelle keeps getting asking by her children who their daddy is. Chantelle knows who the father of her three eldest children is. Chantelle thinks she knows who fathered Scarlett & Boston. Elija was born on the 24th December 2013. 9 months previously, Chantelle had a one-night stand with Tom on the 3rd of April, Dick on the 6th, Harry on the 9th, and Bob on the 12th Who is Elija's daddy? Scroll down for the answer if you can't work it out. Answer: Chantelle's a slapper.

That's ace. It's photoshopped though, isn't it?

My wife sat me down, slapped me, refused to let me play my guitar or drink JD on Monday night until I understood it. She has a Mensa level IQ whereas I have the mindset of a hamster.

I'm gay, an atheist, and I abuse alcohol. Can I buy one?

Getting a new van in June and looking to get a tracker fitted. Which do you recommend and who did you get to fit it? Thanks!

We have two boxes that sit there as file repositories. No network or internet access. After next year they'll be wiped if no-one has missed the files they hold.

Tesco - it's little things that make Christmas.... Yeah, Vietnamese kids in sweatshops....

I want! It's only £900 here...

I'll just leave this here...

Please don't vote UKIP - Farage is a spoilt little rich boy with no real political experience playing at politics. He likes to portray himself as a bloke you can have a laugh, a smoke and a drink with down the local pub but in reality he's just a scheming racist bigot. He needs to go back to the 1950s where he belongs.

Lol is that real or photoshopped?!?!

WTF? Is that a real setup somewhere. I'd kill myself if I ended up doing something like that.

No problem if it's litre bottle of Jack Daniels...

I found the blasted data! A massive text file would you believe located in C:\Windows\A7W_Data.....! Staff member now very happy.

Great idea! Amazon launches 'Dash' home ordering kit - BBC News Let's hope they have one for Jack Daniels and Bushmills!

A staff member has finally relinquished a laptop that we've been trying to replace for some time....(running Windows XP!) Copied all the usual gubbins off ready for their shiny new Windows 8 beast but we've come a cropper with a database program that has been written using Macromedia Authorware. Staff member has had hissy fit and insisted it be installed on the new machine as it's 'the only program she knows how to use and all her research data is in it....' We have the said program on CD and it works on the new machine with a few tweaks to get it running. But, the problem is - where is the data stored when you use the program?!?!? On her old machine we can't find it. It doesn't look like it is stored in a file or files in the program directory or anywhere else that is obvious. A Google search talks about .a7* or .a** files etc but a search of the HDD reveals nothing. Copying the directory over from the old machine to the new doesn't work - the program runs but the database is empty. Help much appreciated! I used to have a program that sat in the background and then you could run a report on which files were created / updated or which registry entries had been changed when you ran a particular program but I can't remember what it was - any help on this too? MANY THANKS!

This, and flight MH370 - which seems to be a similar act - not good at all. Telegraph now linking these with another similar incident: Germanwings investigation: Links with MH370 and other crashes probed - Telegraph

Where do I set up a petition?

Louie Spence would be a suitable replacement as program host. Please make it happen. Clarkson was an old &~@+*! anyway.

As an ex-photographer I seem to end up taking photographs of everything.

They are saying no chance of survivors and difficult terrain. Not good at all - awful.

Then you find you've got two left walls or something ;-)