LeightonJames

I see your cat and raise you a Great White Shark:

900 mile an hour??? i don't think my little matiz would be able to keep up with all the other cars!!

Awesome, more rep from me for the librarian and more poems from the librarian please!!

If my teachers at school saw how i write now they would have a fit! My handwriting consists of ALL uppercase characters but of different sizes to denote the capitalization of words. EDIT - If we descend in to a world of text talk i am going to kill myself!

Glad everyone liked these. cheers for the rep

OMG - i couldn't stop laughing at these!! Damn You Auto Correct! » The 15 Funniest Autocorrects From June, 2011

I got as far as 30 seconds into the video and had to stop it

What am i doing? what am i doing&#63 - Wolfram|Alpha

This is one of the best: “Vertu Signature Ceramic Steel Mobile Phone Slight Fault” » A Bit Broken

I already knew about this "subliminal" message but the words i know are different: Oh for the age of my sweet satan, the one who leads the path but makes me sad who's power is satan On a lighter note, there is also a backwards message at the beginning of Ellie Goulding's Starry Eyed. Play the intro in reverse to hear it sang correctly!

LOL

I'm curious as to how many people on here have actually watched ALL 15 minutes of it?

I would because i'm lazy and i don't get paid the same amount of money as the CGI guys do

That is appalling!! I cannot believe that they have allowed that to happen. 2 scenes from a 6 year old movie have made it into what is supposed to be a summer blockbuster. Shocking!!

Ouch!! The Squirrel's tail got chopped!! Look at 14 seconds and you can see following the car and then exit the screen at the bottom left

If i was going to climb in i'd make sure i took another one in there with me that way i could get out, or would that create some sort of paradox having a black hole in another black hole?? Still, nice film.

WTF... Just saw this on another website this morning: Unstructions: The Factory Reset, Irrational Installation, and Installs the Manual - The Daily WTF

Really good short film. Enjoyed that, Cheers

Have you seen the second part of Greenpeace's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjmW3-FY1Ac

Heard these years ago but they are still VERY funny. NSFW as they contain some rather inappropriate language!! Thundercats Outtakes

HELL YEAH!!! Wish i had the money to buy one! It mentions the 100 litre tank but i have yet to see any pictures of one that isn't tethered (unless they are on the yahoo page and my proxy server is blocking them)!!!

I always thought it was Catch the Pigeon!! for some bizarre reason lol

I know how to change the default file format per application but surely there must be a way to do this globally?? Then again this is M$ and they don't like making things easy!

This has truly been a waste of a POST. CODE you not have found any jokes to tell us?

LOL Love this one: l33t converts formal and confusing text into easily understandable l33t-speak. In the example below we show an original file, a l33t output, and a l33t output with all (-a) options. Full example. $ cat /etc/release Solaris 9 s9_58shwpl3 SPARC Copyright 2002 Sun Microsystems, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Use is subject to license terms. Assembled 15 April 2002 $ l33t /etc/release S0lari5 9 s9_58ZhWpL3 zpaRc!!!1 copyrIghT 2002 sun miCr0$y5T3mZ, inc. a1l riGH75 r3SERV3D.!!!!1 use Is 5uBj3c7 To lIC3ns3 7eRms.!!!11!!1ONE! a$$emb1ed 15 APri1 2002!!!! $ l33t -a /etc/release S()lAR1s 9 $9_58ShwPL3 Sp@rC!!!!!! d00d cOPyRIgh+ 2002 SuN micROsYsT3mz, 1NC. aLL R1gHTz Re53|2V3d.!!!! use I5 $Ubj3C+ TO 1ic3NSE T3rM5.!!! aS5eMB1ed 15 ApRIl 2002!!!!!! w00t!