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I went to Tescos and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's and some burgers. So that's White Rum, Navy Rum and Red Rum.

 

The burgers are really low in fat. But surprisingly high in Shergar.

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On a more normal note, has anyone actually tried horse?

 

I think I have... Tasted a lot like venison if I remember right.

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Seen *all* of the puns so won't join in there. My favourite was Ebuyer's facebook advertising saying:

 

 

"After having Tesco burgers did you feel a little horse?

So why not make your own with the Elgento E27008 Burger Maker for only £13.49"

 

Personally, I like horse. It's a nice meat.

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A friend runs a burger shop, hand made from a variety of meats, and quickly sent a message round on all his advertising channels

 

"We got beef, we got chicken, we got buffalo, wild boar, kangaroo, crocodile, we got live stock, we got live stock BUT no horse I'm afraid you'll have to go to Iceland, Tesco, Aldi or Lidl for those bad boys"

 

On a slightly different note, if you are in Brighton, do head to his place. Gorgeous it is.

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I just had a burger, like I do nearly every day [/TrueStory]... All I could think about was this.

 

 

They did taste different the past few days.

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Surely the main issue is being ignored here ...... they also contained pork. Rather more significant I think if you happened to be Muslim or Jewish!!!!!
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right, neigh mare puns ive had enough

 

A burger walks into a bar and orders a pint.

The barman says "Can you repeat that, I didn't quite catch it."

The burger replies "Sorry, I'm a bit horse."

 

 

Surely the main issue is being ignored here ...... they also contained pork. Rather more significant I think if you happened to be Muslim or Jewish!!!!!

 

It depends on whether it was stated to contain pork or not.

 

If it was, it's not a problem.

 

If you have special dietary requirements, YOU have to check these things.

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Surely the main issue is being ignored here ...... they also contained pork. Rather more significant I think if you happened to be Muslim or Jewish!!!!!

 

Maybe if they were clever, they could reverse the stigma and advertise it as a gourmet 3 meat burger that was totally planned! Me wants!

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