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AJWhite1970

AJWhite1970

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These scientists have a lot to answer for. Been putting off putting up the new projector in the Drama Studio as it's a pig of a job and the world was ending today anyway. Now I've had to spend the past three hours up a ladder running cables instead of basking in the afterlife....
Rawns

Rawns

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These scientists have a lot to answer for. Been putting off putting up the new projector in the Drama Studio as it's a pig of a job and the world was ending today anyway. Now I've had to spend the past three hours up a ladder running cables instead of basking in the afterlife....

 

I believe it's the Mayans you should vent your anger at! ;)

Rawns

Rawns

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Here's an idea, what if the world really ended and the afterlife isn't what its all cracked up to be!

 

What if this IS the afterlife?! :eek:

 

It would certainly explain whey I'm not a billionaire living the high life! :)

aerospacemango

aerospacemango

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What if this IS the afterlife?! :eek:

 

Do they REALLY need tech support in the afterlife?

 

I would have thought that Jobs would have made sure "it just works" since he's been up here.....unless.....

 

Oh no.....

 

That means.....

 

I've gone TO HELL!!!!

 

That explains why I'm STILL sat at a desk....even in the afterlife!

aerospacemango

aerospacemango

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"Satan, I don't care who you are or what your line manager will say. Just turn the bloody thing off then on again."

 

"You're bound to have SOME trouble with the servers... The ambient temperature is just too high. Now if we had air-con....."

6Foot2

6Foot2

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Now that it is well past 11:11 on 21st December 2012 isn't the current Edugeek banner a little bit out of date?

 

http://i.snag.gy/3linC.jpg

 

Just saying...

synaesthesia

synaesthesia

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"You're bound to have SOME trouble with the servers... The ambient temperature is just too high. Now if we had air-con....."

 

Steve Jobs sorry Satan strikes a deal with God.

 

"God, send me the lawyers you've got up there accidentally in exchange for hosting all of our servers and running some fibre down here..."

 

"Not a problem. In fact, very easy - as it happens, Google Fibre is now available here..."

maestromasada

maestromasada

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I tell you what will happens, the end of the human race and our much loved Internet are overdue to come, and so is Yellowstone park, the caldera, that should have exploded 40,000 year ago and that, according to Science, does explode every 600,000

So, next explosion is well overdue, when it happens the fumes will convert people in zombies, the material ignited will crash like meteors in other cities, earthquakes, tsunamis and all the goodies will come for breakfast and will not leave till lunch time. In addition, the implosion of the caldera would be with such a force that it may as well flip the planet poles. It is not a curse or anything like that, just a fact of our wonderful planet

 

But nothing to worry about fellows, humans are tough and nerds are fit for survival.

There always will be a taxman next door in the future

 

And for those wondering about 11:11, it means the door to other portal. It is the chosen magic time when a message from other words is able to get to this realm and manifest. You could describe 11:11 as the IP address of our universe! Ping to it and you’ll see ;-) lol

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