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News From Mars: Curiosity Has Discovered Something: NASA Won't Say What


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A global corporation tax haven?

 

You think it's found Google's galactic HQ then?

 

Right - sweepstake time: I reckon it's found fossilised bacteria.

 

We've known water is on Mars for a while now so I can't see that being "one for the history books". I'm thinking bacteria, but if it's gonna be truly "earth shattering" then I'd hope it's living rather than fossilised. The question is - Did it hitch a lift from Florida, or is it truly Martian...

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Hmm it could be..

 

A music concert headlining Tupac, Elvis and MJ.

 

A reliable 4G signal

 

A slightly darker kind of dirt (they do tend to get giddy over nothing)

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theyve found unobtanium

 

I found a list some of the more obscure elements, in ascending order of availability.

 

1 Obtainium 2

2 Justsittingthereium 2

3 Easytogetium 2

4 Inyourinventorium 2

5 Practicallyfreeium 3

6 Fallingfromtheskyium 3

7 Givenawayium 3

8 Ordinarium 3

9 Lesslikelium 4

10 Hardertoobtainium 4

11 Seldomium 4

12 Irregularium 4

13 Outoftheordinarium 5

14 Unusualium 5

15 Obscurium 5

16 Extraordinarium 5

17 Sparseium 6

18 Rareium 6

19 Evenrarerium 6

20 Unobtainium 6

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I found a list some of the more obscure elements, in ascending order of availability.

 

1 Obtainium 2

2 Justsittingthereium 2

3 Easytogetium 2

4 Inyourinventorium 2

5 Practicallyfreeium 3

6 Fallingfromtheskyium 3

7 Givenawayium 3

8 Ordinarium 3

9 Lesslikelium 4

10 Hardertoobtainium 4

11 Seldomium 4

12 Irregularium 4

13 Outoftheordinarium 5

14 Unusualium 5

15 Obscurium 5

16 Extraordinarium 5

17 Sparseium 6

18 Rareium 6

19 Evenrarerium 6

20 Unobtainium 6

 

21 Legendarium

22 Mythril

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If it's an alien I want to be the first to grill one, put it in a bap and eat it. OM NOM nom nom nom.

 

Reminds me of an old Billy Connolly joke. It was about animal instinct and the first three thoughts that go through your head when you see something totally new for the first time...

 

Can I eat it?

Can It eat me?

Can I **** it?

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Sorry to be pedantic, but it's, 'But still they come'.

Meh...finger trouble... :)

 

...and don't apologize for being pedantic...it is one of the small pleasures in life ;)

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Meh...finger trouble... :)

 

Isn't that how you're supposed to be able to spot a Martian from a Human - Martians can't bend their little finger?

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:) When considering possible candidates as to what it is that has been found I suggest this one as being one of the least likely:

 

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/103000/Catwoman-on-Mars--103237.jpg

 

[even though it says 'Coming soon' on the poster]

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Isn't that how you're supposed to be able to spot a Martian from a Human - Martians can't bend their little finger?

How do you know that they were from Mars, their planet was never revealed :spy:

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I'm guessing that they will announce that they have found evidence how similar Mars is to Earth and contains much of the same elements....

 

or perhaps they have found the Fifth Element :nerd:

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or perhaps they have found the Fifth Element :nerd:

 

Was there a big bada boom during the discovery?

 

Was the tech who parsed the data Leeloo Dallas?

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