sonofsanta Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 BBC News - Two-tonne Witch computer gets a reboot Two tonnes? Sounds like someone needs fewer reasons to eat chocolate, not more... (Sorry @witch, you've got to admit, it would be hard for anyone to resist posting that story only messing!)
Miscbrah Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68b5zunDX1qzin17o1_500.jpg You made a fooney. 1
Flatpackhamster Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 Apparently Witch was dirty when they got their hands on her. I'm shocked.
witch Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 It is certainly debatable as to whether witch is human or not..but she definitely isn't two tons...at least not yet... Although if the chocolate intake increases, who knows (s'ok, @sonofsanta, I forgive you )
SYNACK Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 Witch isn't human??!! Wait. Is that a forum requirement
witch Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 Whether Witch is dirty or not is entirely out of the range of this here discussion, but she could certainly do with a reboot.
Oaktech Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 You know what, I saw this article, contemplated posting this very thread, and then decided that I didn't fancy being on the end of a two-tonne sense of humour failure! But, on the other hand, the more I read about Bletchely Park, the more I am looking forward to my planned spring road-trip to duxford, the imperial war museum, the FAST farnborough museum and BP.
AngryTechnician Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 I was at BP and TNMoC last month. If you can, I would advise more than one day for it, unless you can be there literally from open until close - there is a lot to see. The Insight Guided Tour is also well worth it for the museum. 1
witch Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 You know what, I saw this article, contemplated posting this very thread, and then decided that I didn't fancy being on the end of a two-tonne sense of humour failure! Not mine, I hope? Besides, you've met me, and I would be hard pressed to have put on that much weight in the 7 odd years since then!!!! 1
Oaktech Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 My preliminary plan is: Leave Wednesday afternoon, get 2/3 of the way to Duxford, stay overnight with friends. Go to Duxford on Thursday, stay with the same friends Thursday night. Down to BP, visit BP and TNMOC on Friday and Saturday with a b&b close by overnight Friday. To friends in Greenwich overnight Saturday. Imperial war museum on Sunday when I hope it and London will be quieter (I hate London.) Overnight with the same friends and go to FAST on the way home on Monday... It's me and a small group of like minded friends having a road trip so we will be able to share driving.
Oaktech Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 Not mine, I hope? Besides, you've met me, and I would be hard pressed to have put on that much weight in the 7 odd years since then!!!! I know, I know, but I wouldn't want to be seen to be casting aspersions...
synaesthesia Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 I'm fairly sure @witch wasn't 2 tonnes when I last saw her!
sonofsanta Posted November 20, 2012 Author Posted November 20, 2012 You know what, I saw this article, contemplated posting this very thread, and then decided that I didn't fancy being on the end of a two-tonne sense of humour failure! I almost did the same, except I have no willpower, and no sense of what jokes are appropriate to make or not so I just make them all. Had a massive falling out with a family member last month because it turns out that calling her ginger actually really offends her. Whoops. I do nothing for the stereotype of IT workers being socially awkward.
witch Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 I almost did the same, except I have no willpower, and no sense of what jokes are appropriate to make or not so I just make them all. Had a massive falling out with a family member last month because it turns out that calling her ginger actually really offends her. Whoops. . Can't see why it wouldn't be funny - I patently am not, nor could I ever be 2 tons so it is not something I could take offence at. I am also a redhead. Dont see why calling someone ginger is an insult. Mind you, my son who is also ginger used to get other kids coming up to him and saying "your're ginger, you are" which he never really understood. BUT you need to see how people are taking your jokes and refrain if they plainly dont like it! AND APOLOGISE if you have hurt someone's feelings!
AngryTechnician Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 Can't see why it wouldn't be funny - I patently am not, nor could I ever be 2 tons so it is not something I could take offence at. Remember that not everyone here will have met you in person and seen what a waif-like figure you actually are... for someone who did struggle with their weight, that sort of joke could be quite upsetting.
unixman_again Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 I remember seeing Witch in the Birmingham Museum of Science and Industry, when we used to have a proper science museum. It then went into the museum store, which they have open twice a year, but I don't ever remember seeing in there. It must have been well hidden. There is also an ICL 2900 series machine in the museum store. I think that should go somewhere too, perhaps Manchester, who still have a proper science museum.
sonofsanta Posted November 20, 2012 Author Posted November 20, 2012 Can't see why it wouldn't be funny - I patently am not, nor could I ever be 2 tons so it is not something I could take offence at. I am also a redhead. Dont see why calling someone ginger is an insult. Mind you, my son who is also ginger used to get other kids coming up to him and saying "your're ginger, you are" which he never really understood. BUT you need to see how people are taking your jokes and refrain if they plainly dont like it! AND APOLOGISE if you have hurt someone's feelings! Oh I always apologise, because I never mean to genuinely offend or hurt someone. Most of my problem is that I expect to get it back as much as I throw it out and have the wotsit taken out of me at any time, because a bit of banter is always fun - but I forget that not everyone plays that game all the time like I do. Anyway, back on topic, I think the key fact to take away here is that WITCH's components may be getting on a bit but were all in unusually excellent condition. Bravo!
laserblazer Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) I believe they re-imaged Witch using a Ghost wizard but for a brief spell they thought it was going to fail. Edited November 20, 2012 by laserblazer 1
witch Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 I think the key fact to take away here is that WITCH's components may be getting on a bit but were all in unusually excellent condition. Bravo! Oh yeah, my components are definitely in excellent order! Yes, I suppose someone could be upset by the 2 ton comment but as he patently has never met me, he obviously didnt mean it personally even if I was fat.. "waif-like" - hmm @laserblazer - kindly leave the stage
detjo Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 lol - well that's the weight and components discussed .. now let's get on to the 'dirty' side of Witch
Earthling Posted November 21, 2012 Posted November 21, 2012 I remember seeing Witch in the Birmingham Museum of Science and Industry, when we used to have a proper science museum. It then went into the museum store, which they have open twice a year, but I don't ever remember seeing in there. It must have been well hidden. There is also an ICL 2900 series machine in the museum store. I think that should go somewhere too, perhaps Manchester, who still have a proper science museum. What? What?? A 2900 as a museum piece? It can't be, I used to work on them, and it was only......oh.......uhhhh......35 years ago
unixman_again Posted November 21, 2012 Posted November 21, 2012 I worked on a 1903T in the early 80's. Most other sites had moved to 2900's but this one kept chugging on. It ran George 1s (none of your newfangled 3 or 4) and I'd moved on by the time they upgraded to a 2900, so I never experienced VME.
Flatpackhamster Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 lol - well that's the weight and components discussed .. now let's get on to the 'dirty' side of Witch Including how many people had to service her before she worked properly? Shame on you!
PEO Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 I want to know what the 'A happy accident' was that led to the discovery
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