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Apple made to post an apology on their website in Ariel no less than 14 point.

 

Link: Apple - Samsung/Apple UK judgment

 

...The informed user's overall impression of each of the Samsung Galaxy Tablets is the following. From the front they belong to the family which includes the Apple design; but the Samsung products are very thin, almost insubstantial members of that family with unusual details on the back. They do not have the same understated and extreme simplicity which is possessed by the Apple design. They are not as cool...

 

Not much of an apology?

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Oh FFS Apple.

 

It starts off OK, then turns into an advert.

 

Then turns into "But our friend [uS court system] said we were right. So, there! :p"

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Oh FFS Apple.

 

It starts off OK, then turns into an advert.

 

Then turns into "But our friend [uS court system] said we were right. So, there! :p"

 

Do you really think Samsung or HTC or Microsoft would be any different if positions were reversed? Or that this form of apology is another paving slab in a road that's been well trodden by both 'sides' in other industries before? They're all like primary school kids pulling hair in the playground.

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Do you really think Samsung or HTC or Microsoft would be any different if positions were reversed? Or that this form of apology is another paving slab in a road that's been well trodden by both 'sides' in other industries before? They're all like primary school kids pulling hair in the playground.

 

True.

 

Someone should fine these companies every time they act like children.

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It's just their standard BS, they are now suing Samsung for unfair use of patents, ironic much. Someone does need to take their juice boxes away and give them all a time out but the biggest perpetrator is the government which allows their country to be run like a kindergarden in the first place. Someone also needs to add fair and just to the American dictionary as I think that they have lost all reference to their original meanings.

 

In other news the Apple 'elastic' scrolling patent has been nullified by the patent office as when they 'actually checked it' - probably the first time they have done their due diligence ever, they found it to be invalid. This shuts down half of Apple's 'case' in the US but it is evident that the results are brought and paid for already so expect another fine for Samsung courtesy of the Star Skewed Bandanna wunderkind Apple.

 

Oh for 20 billion dollars in bribes, I could effectively 'own' a country for at least a year, I'd have to outbid Apple though.

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Someone does need to take their juice boxes away and give them all a time out

 

Vote X-13 for President or the world.

 

I'll fine them all 60% of their yearly profits [Net. I'm still taking ALL their taxes.]

 

They'll think twice before doing it again.

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That is such a sullen, child-like apology, said with eyes downcast and bottom lip out as your mother stands there watching you with hands on hip. It even has the "I'm-right-I-got-the-last-word-so-NUH" ending.

 

The Daily Mash are going to be stuffed here, how can you parody that? "Apple says sorry to Samsung for being so much cooler than them", except that's not really parody, it's just an accurate summation.

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Here's some prior art.

 

Picard playing Angry Birds.

 

jinnantonnixx-albums-stuff-picture15728-st-ipad.jpg

 

In other news. Apple just invented time machine technology, just so they could serve Gene Roddenberry with C&D letters. Thus showing they tried to do it [somewhat] nicely and paving the way for a patent infringement lawsuit.

 

 

That is such a sullen, child-like apology, said with eyes downcast and bottom lip out as your mother stands there watching you with hands on hip. It even has the "I'm-right-I-got-the-last-word-so-NUH" ending.

 

Doesn't that usually end with a clip round the ear and the phrase "Now do it again, properly."

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In other news. Apple just invented time machine technology, just so they could serve Gene Roddenberry with C&D letters. Thus showing they tried to do it [somewhat] nicely and paving the way for a patent infringement lawsuit.

 

That's not how Apple works:

 

APPL: We invented the idea of time travel ages ago and we're only just back from the past using technology we have never implemented and never intend to. We are however suing everyone who has ever written about or discussed time travel for ten times their profit as we 'know' that we would have done it better. Even though we didn't 'exist' when we 'invented' it all by ourselves. We're Apple, trust us.

 

Patent Office: So you invented it twenty years before you existed as a company and can't bring it to market in the next ten years... Sounds legit, here's your patent, happy suing and suppression of innovation.

 

APPL: Profit!

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That's not how Apple works:

 

APPL: We invented the idea of time travel ages ago and we're only just back from the past using technology we have never implemented and never intend to. We are however suing everyone who has ever written about or discussed time travel for ten times their profit as we 'know' that we would have done it better. Even though we didn't 'exist' when we 'invented' it all by ourselves. We're Apple, trust us.

 

Patent Office: So you invented it twenty years before you existed as a company and can't bring it to market in the next ten years... Sounds legit, here's your patent, happy suing and suppression of technology.

 

APPL: Profit!

 

 

I was talking about after that happens.

 

>Patent time travel

>Decide they might as well try to do it

>Manage to ACTUALLY do it

>Sue everybody for everything

>iWorld v1.0

 

 

May I present the gushing, nay, crowing, PatentlyApple take on the outcome.

 

 

 

UK Apology to Samsung Backfires as Apple Sets the Record Straight - Patently Apple

 

The apology is presented to you below in full; and it's anything but an apology.

 

Therefore, they haven't apologised and they can be sued into oblivion for being [redacted].

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I was talking about after that happens.

 

>Patent time travel

> See another 'actually innovative' company actually getting close to it

>Decide they might as well try to do it

> Buy the company after gutting it's share price with BS patent from earlier then locking out its consumers other than APPL faithful (see Siri tech)

> Make sure the actual inventors of tech are excluded from the profits while making sure they complete the project to a workable standard (see engineers from early Apple other than Woz)

>Manage to ACTUALLY do it

>Sue everybody for everything

>iWorld v1.0

 

Filled it out for you with a bit more relevant detail. :)

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Depends if the judge accepts that drivel as being acceptable to fulfil his demands...

 

You'd have though that the judge would have set out some points which must be stated verbatim, or at least the tone of the text. As it reads, it's as if the judge is endorsing Apple products. Or at least finds them 'cool'.

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Depends if the judge accepts that drivel as being acceptable to fulfil his demands...

 

Sadly, they'll probably accept that.

 

You never know, they could get an Apple [the company] hating, super cruel judge who doesn't care how much they're offering.

 

 

Or at least finds them 'cool'.

 

TBF, the judge DID say they were cool.

 

 

Le EDIT: I just checked it... Ariel [Check] No less than 14 point [NO CHECK]

 

Font size is 10.5.

 

I'm no fancy lawyer... But I always thought 10.5 was less than 14.

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Sadly, they'll probably accept that.

 

You never know, they could get an Apple [the company] hating, super cruel judge who doesn't care how much they're offering.

 

 

 

 

TBF, the judge DID say they were cool.

 

 

Le EDIT: I just checked it... Ariel [Check] No less than 14 point [NO CHECK]

 

Font size is 10.5.

 

I'm no fancy lawyer... But I always thought 10.5 was less than 14.

 

Ah, the ruling was 11pt for the website - linked from the front page (that was the change the appeal judge made, as the notice originally was supposed to be entirely on the frontpage).

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Ah, the ruling was 11pt for the website - linked from the front page (that was the change the appeal judge made, as the notice originally was supposed to be entirely on the frontpage).

 

Maybe they are compensating for the Apple distortion effect. Everything on an Apple is 'at least' half a point more important than it really is, their web devs should have used a PC :)

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Eurgh, this is so childish. If we behaved like this at work we'd get disciplined!!! The more time passes the less likely I am to buy another Apple product. That being said, the iPod really is incomparable, such a shame about the stupidity of the iTunes store...
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Spotify...works perfectly with my iPod...put the app on my ipod...pay £10 a month, unlimited music, as opposed to the apple framework, buy every song at a minimum of 69p...if I did that with my spotify playlists, I'd be in debt...heavily
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Spotify...works perfectly with my iPod...put the app on my ipod...pay £10 a month, unlimited music, as opposed to the apple framework, buy every song at a minimum of 69p...if I did that with my spotify playlists, I'd be in debt...heavily

 

Just waiting for Xbox Music on the WP, £6/month for unlimited music subscription.

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Spotify...works perfectly with my iPod...put the app on my ipod...pay £10 a month, unlimited music, as opposed to the apple framework, buy every song at a minimum of 69p...if I did that with my spotify playlists, I'd be in debt...heavily

 

Which is great if you are that into music. TBH, I'm really not. I'll buy maybe 1 or 2 albums a year, if that. Most of the time it's a single song thats stuck in my head that I'll listen to until I'm sick of it then never hear again. I probably spend less than £10 a year on music downloads.

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