IT Technician

[DSapseid]

Hi the other technician here has just handed his notice in and will be leaving at the end of term hence we will looking for a replacement.

 

Based in Selsey, West Sussex about 40mins from Portsmouth. See school website here http://www.manhood.w-sussex.sch.uk.

 

Salary: £14000

Full Time Term Time only plus 2 weeks in the holidays - 10weeks hols a year

 

300 clients, including 50 laptops, wireless, ISA Server, Exchange, Server2003 on other 7 servers.

 

Plus will involve looking after 2 of our feeder primary schools. half a day a week each.

 

Any more info then just ask.

[Jake]

Theres no way I am clicking on a link with manhood in it !!

 

WHOA WHOA !!! hold on..I just looked at the staff list for your place..is that humanities teachers name real? If it is, I will be there in a shot

[DSapseid]

i know its funny but the full name of the school is Manhood Community College.

[Jake]

i know its funny but the full name of the school is Manhood Community College.

 

Hehe..useful chat up line though, Hey babe...yeah I graduated top of my class from the school of Manhood

[DSapseid]

Hehe..useful chat up line though, Hey babe...yeah I graduated top of my class from the school of Manhood

 

might have to try that one

[Halfmad]

Man Com College eh?

 

Interesting!

[DSapseid]

Man Com College eh?

 

Interesting!

 

Why interesting, have i missed something?!?!? :?

[StewartKnight]

I like the title on the front page "Manhood matters"!!!

[DSapseid]

I know!! its the name of our monthly newsletter and the kids came up with the name

[bishopsgarthstockton]

@ DSapseid

 

im impressed with the website

[DSapseid]

Thanks i think it looks good unfortunately i cant take the credit for the actual design as that was done by a friend of the heads for the princly sum of a few thousand pounds!!! I have however redesigned it twice in the space of a year structure wise due SLT keep changing their minds

[webman]

I know!! its the name of our monthly newsletter and the kids came up with the name

 

Your 30MB monthly newsletter... that'll be a bandwidth killer 8O

[Geoff]

You pay for what now?

[webman]

You pay for what now?

 

actual design as that was done by a friend of the heads for the princly sum of a few thousand pounds!!!

[DSapseid]

Your 30MB monthly newsletter... that'll be a bandwidth killer 8O

 

LEA host it so i dont really care its their bandwidth not mine

[_Bat_]

Your 30MB monthly newsletter... that'll be a bandwidth killer 8O

 

LEA host it so i dont really care its their bandwidth not mine

 

 

It's not that so much... it's the:

 

*ring ring*

You: "Hello Manhood IT Support"

Parent: "Hi, I can't download your newsletter on my computer"

You: "Right, are you on dialup?"

parent: "How did you know?"

 

...

[_Bat_]

Umm... what the heck happened to the layout of this page?!?

[DSapseid]

 

It's not that so much... it's the:

 

*ring ring*

You: "Hello Manhood IT Support"

Parent: "Hi, I can't download your newsletter on my computer"

You: "Right, are you on dialup?"

parent: "How did you know?"

 

...

Never thought of it that way but thats what i get told to put on the website by the heads PA so thats what i do and its a pdf already so i cant even compres it by making it one of them!!

 

Umm... what the heck happened to the layout of this page?!?

 

Yeh i know looks like its the whole post rather than just this page.

[Geoff]

Somebody didn't close the BBCode tags correctly. It's a known issue.

[_Bat_]

Never thought of it that way but thats what i get told to put on the website by the heads PA so thats what i do and its a pdf already so i cant even compres it by making it one of them!!

 

Umm... what the heck happened to the layout of this page?!?

 

Yeah I know what you mean. My newsletters are over 2mb sometimes for just a couple of pages . That is why I host them on the LEA server and not the webserver we pay for.

 

Oh right okay, Geoff... I wasn't aware of that issue.

[Geoff]

See look, you did it again _Bat_!!

[_Bat_]

See look, you did it again _Bat_!!

 

Actually I know for a fact I didn't do that... that has changed since I posted it.

 

The original mistake appears to have been with DSapseid's post... he edited his, and I just edited my quote of his post. That appears to have fixed the issue.

 

Yet strangely enough, there is nothing wrong with the bit I took out of my post above (the quote of DSapseid). I just took it out and it works. Weird.

[webman]

*cough*

[bishopsgarthstockton]

Manhood IT support

 

HAHAHAHA sorry im been really imature, but i find that funny

[_Bat_]

I found it! DSapseid left a speech mark out... which ended up in my quote too...