[joke] Overheard in a corridor just now

[Pete10141748]

TA working with a group of 4-5 pupils on maths, asks the question;

 

TA: "If there are 80 legs, how many spiders are there?"

Pupil: "Ooho OOOHH that'd be 10 spiders miss!"

 

*pauses for thought*

 

Pupil: "Unless, some of them had had some legs pulled off!"

 

 

I chuckled as I walked on down the corridor

[elsiegee40]

Perfect logic

[X-13]

Pupil: "Unless, some of them had had some legs pulled off!"

 

Keep an eye on that child...

[tech_guy]

Yes, budding serial killer.

[Mako]

Maybe a bit of harsh discipline is in order for those spiders. They spend too much time on the web these days.

[tech_guy]

Groan....

[jinnantonnixx]

Maybe a bit of harsh discipline is in order for those spiders. They spend too much time on the web these days.

 

Another terrible thread.

[X-13]

Another terrible thread.

 

Not sure if lame joke or statement...

[NikChillin]

Are you pulling my leg?

[witch]

Not sure if lame joke or statement...

 

...he's just drawing you into his web of confusion...

[X-13]

...he's just drawing you into his web of confusion...

 

[lame spider based joke]

 

 

OH, GOG... Why can't I make jokes?!?!?!

[jinnantonnixx]

[lame spider based joke]

 

 

OH, GOG... Why can't I make jokes?!?!?!

 

You can find some on the web.

[X-13]

You can find some on the web.

 

I'm getting too wrapped up in these spider/web puns... I'm even shunning my work.

 

If my boss walks past, it'll be a sticky situation.

 

 

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/the-legend-of-zelda-skyward-sword/6/6c/Skulltula_s.png

 

 

[/abscond]

[Oaktech]

[lame spider based joke]

 

 

OH, GOG... Why can't I make jokes?!?!?!

 

GOG, like AraGOG the spider from harry potter?

[sonofsanta]

I had a gut feeling as I was flying past this thread this morning that puns were taking place. I could feel the tremors of it, so I looked down the Latest Posts and spider* likely candidate.

 

*spied a. Geddit? Geddit?

[laserblazer]

For one incey wincey moment I thought this was going to be a good thread!

[X-13]

GOG, like AraGOG the spider from harry potter?

 

No, Gog. As in the father of Jebus.

 

Part of the holy trinity, along with the holy sprite [16-bit]

 

 

For one incey wincey moment I thought this was going to be a good thread!

 

Threads like this are good. It lets us clear out the cobwebs.

Edited May 16, 2012 by X-13

[Pete10141748]

This thread started off OK with me spinning a yarn, but since it was put on the web it's gone downhill at arachnid* pace

 

[*a rapid, geddit?]

[X-13]

This thread started off OK with me spinning a yarn, but since it was put on the web it's gone downhill at arachnid* pace

 

[*a rapid, geddit?]

 

Stop.

 

Don't make me hit you with a rolled up newspaper.

[sonofsanta]

This thread started off OK with me spinning a yarn, but since it was put on the web it's gone downhill at arachnid* pace

 

[*a rapid, geddit?]

 

Touché, I was trying to work out how to get arachnid in but I just couldn't spin a good pun around it.

[alan-d]

:spider::spider::spider:

[Oaktech]

along with the holy sprite [16-bit]

 

Is this a different version of the liturgy from the Holy Goat?

[X-13]

Is this a different version of the liturgy from the Holy Goat?

 

Yus.

 

It's from the first church of gameology. It's part of the pre-wintereenmas prayers.

 

[i may or may not be making this up as I go along...]

[JJonas]

No spider related thread is complete without this...

 

http://www.theydidit.co.uk/images/blog/spider.jpg

[jinnantonnixx]

Fangs for that.