More slang to use

[GrumbleDook]

I have seen most of these before but they are still funny.

[localzuk]

Body Nazis - Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn’t work out obsessively.

 

Otherwise known as PE teachers

[mac_shinobi]

Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.

 

Reminds me of someone ( and I am defintly NOT reffering to kingswood aka Paul !! )

[localzuk]

The Seagull manager reminds me of the more senior management in my old job! It is a perfect description of their actions actually.

[StewartKnight]

I loved the Vulcan Nerve Pinch!

[EvLPhenom]

Glazing - Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. “Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”

 

 

HeHeHe i like this one!

[krisd32]

CROP DUSTING - Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.....

 

now thats a good one!

[GrumbleDook]

FARTFALL - standing next to a radiator in a classroom on a cold day (closed door and closed windows) and farting. Allow the convexion current to carry it over to the far side of the room and watch the students blame one another for the smell.