If.....

[MK-2]

....you try to fail and you succeed, what have you actually done? 8O

[mac_shinobi]

you have fucceeded

[MK-2]

you have fucceeded

 

Sounds like something a perv would do to a variety of grape

[webman]

... you have succeeded in failing, therefore you have succeeded

 

Success is relative - if you get the desired result in whatever you set out to achieve then you have succeeded

[alan-d]

You have set low standards and failed to achieve them

 

So you have succeded in that you have failed but have failed because you succeeded.

 

Now that's that one cleared up ....................

 

next!!!!

[ChrisC]

is it national phylosophy day or something???

 

Chris

[beeswax]

no, it's Australia day.

[NetDiag]

while (computer != fubar)

{

computer = smashUpItem(WindowsPC, WITH_HAMMER);

};

 

[SpuffMonkey]

You have set low standards and failed to achieve them

 

 

Reminds me of a Roger McGough poem

 

Out of work, On the dole, usually pissed

He aimed low in life...and missed.

[Lee_K_81]

If you fail to plan.....

then the plan can't go wrong.....

and you dont need a backup plan, because that would just be a plan by virtue of there being no previous plan, and as we're failing to plan, that would mean we failed to fail to plan, therefore if we fail to fail to fail to plan we succeed! Yup, it's friday!

[Andrew_C]

What have you done? Blown your chance of ISO9001 acreditation.

[beeswax]

If you fail to plan.....

then the plan can't go wrong.....

and you dont need a backup plan, because that would just be a plan by virtue of there being no previous plan, and as we're failing to plan, that would mean we failed to fail to plan, therefore if we fail to fail to fail to plan we succeed! Yup, it's friday!

 

can I recommend Knots by R D Laing

[MK-2]

I'd rather recommend Fly Fishing......can't remember who it's by though 8-[

[alan-d]

I'd rather recommend Fly Fishing......can't remember who it's by though 8-[

 

J R Hartley :oops:

 

and THIS is a must read

[Jake]

R D Laing? Isnt she a singer?

[NetDiag]

R D Laing? Isnt she a singer?

 

I thought it was K D Lang with that annoying song Constant Craving, or better known as 'Cant Stand Gravy' because that's what it sounds like when she wails it out!

[StewartKnight]

a quote from Knots...

 

Knots, Laing, R.D. 1972

Jill and Jack both want to be wanted

Jill wants Jack because he wants to be wanted Jack wants Jill because she wants to be wanted

 

Jill wants Jack to want *Jack to want Jack's want of her want for his want of her want of

 

Jack's want that Jill want Jack to want Jill to want Jack's want of her want for his want of her to want Jack to want*

 

*repeat sine fine

 

This looks to me like a book I'd like to avoid!