mattx Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 2010 Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Oct 8th, 2010 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Tesco Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Golf Clubs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.. 1
mattx Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 OMG Matt ur gonna die! I already have my name on Hells door. I think the really funny part is that was sent to me by my sister !!
witch Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 OMG Matt ur gonna die! But then, there's this: Autumn Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Centre Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. •How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. •Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. •Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. •Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM •Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM •Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. •Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. •Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. •Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined •How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •The Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined 2
mattx Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 But then, there's this: Autumn Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Centre Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. •How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. •Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. •Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. •Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM •Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM •Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. •Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. •Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. •Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined •How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •The Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined Where do I sign up ?
apoth0r Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I've always been intreagued by the magic loo rolls, explains why they cost so much!
witch Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Haha! That's pretty awesome Witch Don't get mad..get even
elsiegee40 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Thoroughly enjoyed both versions... though Matt's class 1 and class 4 apply more to my other half than to me! His level of technical proficiency does not include thermostat operation and my whole family need a lesson in "Mum's handbag does not and will not hold everything"!
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