Haynes USS Enterprise Manual

[beeswax]

Cover & Details For Haynes USS Enterprise Manual + Details On ‘Typhon Pact’ Book Series | TrekMovie.com

 

I'm off down the garden to the shed. I may be some time...

[6Foot2]

As it says in the comments here:

 

Link: Haynes publishes owner's manual for Star Trek's U.S.S. Enterprise | Mail Online

 

I would be more interested if they were to bring out a handbook for The Tardis. Great Christmas present opportunity for my son: Also a fantastic marketing opportunity for the BBC?

[GREED]

Does it have pictures of a man replacing the cam belt, or the air filter, or the Warp core? lol

[6Foot2]

Does it have pictures of a man replacing the cam belt, or the air filter, or the Warp core? lol

 

Probably not Page views:

 

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Other page views and full article: Link: The U.S.S. Enterprise Owner’s Manual - Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos - ROFLrazzi

 

Images: Getty Images.

[GREED]

How rubbish then, I need to know how to replace my warp drive on my mondeo! lol

[gibbo_ap]

me want me want lol i find xmas pointless (well except the socks and pants) as most of the presents are useless crap, but this i would welcome! lol

[LeMarchand]

I would be more interested if they were to bring out a handbook for The Tardis. Great Christmas present opportunity for my son: Also a fantastic marketing opportunity for the BBC?

 

"For your son"?

 

They always keep most of the TARDIS outside of the Control Room as a bit of a mystery, though.

 

The 3rd downloadable game does give you the chance to operate most of the console controls on the current TARDIS, and explains what they are.

[Andrew_C]

We've got one here in the library; it doesn't tell you how to change the dilithium crystals. What use is that?

[GREED]

We've got one here in the library; it doesn't tell you how to change the dilithium crystals. What use is that?

 

Thats what I mean. When I need to change my anti-matter container for a new one (12,000 miles.. oh wait, light years) I need details pictures, with a man with a seventies tash in black and white! lol

 

[ Geek alert! ]

[SpuffMonkey]

How rubbish then, I need to know how to replace my warp drive on my mondeo! lol

 

Sucks air through teeth noisily "That'll be yer dilithium crystals mate, it'll cost yer"

[GREED]

Sucks air through teeth noisily "That'll be yer dilithium crystals mate, it'll cost yer"

 

Made me laugh that my boss just gave me a strange look. I can't explain to him why though! lol

[tech_guy]

I've got the Spitfire one:

 

Halfords | Haynes Spitfire Manual 1936 onwards (all marks)

 

That would make a great present but I lolled at the bundle selection:

 

 

I think you might need a few more tools than that!

[Sirbendy]

How rubbish then, I need to know how to replace my warp drive on my mondeo! lol

 

I thought they were all a bit warped to drive? *cough* Or was that only the mk1..

[GREED]

I thought they were all a bit warped to drive? *cough* Or was that only the mk1..

 

Mine's fine. Bought for £95 part ex my Corolla, can't go wrong! Is 03 model, only thing wrong with it is it hates being stuck in traffic, so drinks petrol while it waits! lol

[6Foot2]

Link: Haynes - June-December 2011

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[plexer]

I've got the enterprise blueprints at home somewhere.

 

Ben

[north-ict]

Being a trekkie I'm thinking about buying this thought it would be fitting to share since its haynes related.

 

star trek haynes shirt play.com

 

They also have:

 

Haynes Bridge shirt play.com

 

and

 

communicator shirt play.com

[6Foot2]

They [Haynes] will be releasing a Klingon Bird of Prey owners manual:

 

http://www.haynes.co.uk/klingon/images/klingon_jacket.gif

 

Link: Haynes Klingon Bird-of-Prey Manual

[featured_spectre]

I have the enterprise manual signed by Levar Burton, Colm Meaney (I know he was only a transporter chief on TNG, but he was technically a chief engineer courtesy of DS9), Roxanne Dawson Biggs (I know not an enterprise Chief Engineer, but hey, she was a chief engineer of a ship that did as many 1st contacts as NX-01 and NCC-1701 combined) and Connor Trinneer. Edited October 19, 2012 by featured_spectre