School Consultants 'Earned £170m'

[6Foot2]

....They say the £50 billion Building Schools for the Future programme has delivered "hardly any improvements".....

 

Original news item: School Consultants 'Earned £170m'

[budgester]

Well no surprise there then.

[tech_guy]

Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.

[kingswood]

Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.

 

On a postcard you say?

 

Darn. And I wanted to post them on here

[DrPerceptron]

Are we surprised? Have we been tuped? Have various companies lined their pockets? Are kids in this country getting a crap education? Answers on a postcard please.

 

Don't the answers fit on a stamp?

[mattx]

consultant = FAILED techie......

 

An IT consultant is a man who knows 101 ways to make love but doesn’t know any women.

 

And

 

A man walked into an IT consultant's office and inquired about the rates for undertaking an assignment.

 

"Well, typically we scope, structure and plan the assignment in advance, and charge $50,000 (plus sales tax and expenses) for three questions", replied the consultant.

 

"Isn't that ridiculously expensive?" asked the man.

 

"Yes," the consultant replied, "and what was your third question?"

Edited September 6, 2009 by mattx