StewartKnight Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 >>> 3 men in a sauna >>> > >>> > Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting >>> > naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American >>> pressed >>> > his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him >>> questioningly. >>> > >>> > "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin >>> > of my arm." >>> > >>> > A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his >>> > palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my >>> > mobile >>> 'phone. >>> > I have a microchip in my hand." >>> > >>> > The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he >>> > decided he had to do something just as impressive. >>> > He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned >>> > with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside. >>> > The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman >>> > glanced around and said ................ >>> > >>> > " B-jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!! >>>
mac_shinobi Posted August 30, 2005 Posted August 30, 2005 A fax with skid marks lol. Who ever sent the fax is one sick puppy lol.
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